Sunday, September 16, 2012


A Happy Dragon
Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
And I have words of wisdom to help you get through a troubled day.
After all living on Earth might be expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year, so it's just a question of how you look at things.

Take time to stop and smell the roses, but be careful of the thorns and the bees.

A minute may only be sixty seconds, but it seems longer if you're on the wrong side of an occupied bathroom.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live!

Happiness can come through doors you didn't even know you left open. After all, why do you think opportunity has to knock before entering?

Have you ever noticed that the people who are late are usually happier than the people who were waiting for them?

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

If your local store is lowering prices everyday, just wait until everything is free to do your shopping.

You may think you're the only person in the world, but you may also be the whole world to that one special person.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened!

Some mistakes are just too much fun to make only once.

And did you know you can learn a lot from a simple box of crayons? Some are sharp. Some are pretty. Some are dull. Some may have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all exist very nicely in the same box!
Now if only we could apply the crayon example to the whole world...

With that, I hope everyone has a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.

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