Sunday, September 23, 2012


Obedience School Graduate
Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Since school is back in session, I thought I'd help my fellow students out with a handy dandy guide for weights and measures.

52 cards = 1 decacards
1 millionth of a bottle of mouthwash = 1 microscope
4 nickles = 1 paradign
The ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.
10 rations = 1 decoration
100 rations = 1 C Ration
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton
The time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement is one banananosecond
Half of a large intestine is a semicolon
A million aches is a megahurtz
2.4 miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital is known as 1 Ivy League
A basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarse power
1 kilograms of figs = 1 Fig Newton
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
A million, million microphones = 1 megaphone
The shortest distance between two jokes is a straight line,
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling!

Have a good week folks and please be back with us again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-AtP

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