So let me dig through the files and see what kind of jokes I can come up.
Ready?
A hunter went to a sporting goods store hoping to buy a camouflage outfit. But when he got there, the rack appeared empty so the hunter assumed the store had none and left.
A bad computer is like an air conditioner. Both work fine until you start opening windows.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
It's now only a bronze fish.
Why did the computer keep sneezing?
It had a virus.
Definition of a paradox: Donald and Daffy.
Botanists in South America have discovered a nomadic tree! Whenever it gets bored, it just packs up its trunk and leaves.
There's only one good thing about being poor. It's an inexpensive lifestyle to maintain.
Did you hear the one about the cow who gave so much milk she overfilled her pail? It was an udder waste. But then again, there's no use crying over spilled milk, unless you happen to be a cat and don't get any.
And on that note, I think I'm gonna put all these jokes back in the round file in the corner where I first found them and leave comedy to the professionals.
So have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.-lth,jr
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