|Why ask why?|
Jokes, jokes, and more jokes. I've got them over all kinds of subjects and themes.
So, what shall we laugh about today?
Or maybe I should ask, what can I dig up?
Hmmm.... I don't know. Let's do some pondering and see what we come up with.
I went to a bookstore and asked where the self-help section is. The clerk said telling me would defeat the purpose of that area. I wonder if the clerk actually knew where it was?
If humanity is supposed to have evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes in the world? Did some of the species decide not to make the effort?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Is there another word for synonym?
People have been known to take vacations in the forest to get away from it all. I know I love trees. But where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
Why are gas station bathrooms always locked? Are they afraid someone will take the paper towels? Use up the soap? Wait, there never seems to be any of that stuff in there to begin with. Gas stations can't be afraid someone is going to break into a locked restroom and clean it, can they?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
Do egotists ever talk about other people?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Does it turn good?
Whose bright idea was it to call franks "hot dogs" and "wieners"? Do you know how insulting that is to us canines?
And on that note have a great week, especially with a major holiday happening here in the United States coming up, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-AtP.