SUNDAY FUNNIES: RAIDER OF THE LOST JOKE

Although a video game fan, a tomb raider she is not

Hello Everybody. Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
I had so much fun going through jokes in that special round file here at the Free Choice E-zine office, I thought I'd dig through the garbage can again take another search through it and see if there was any new material.
Ready?

A young school kid was asked, "What would you do if your younger brother accidentally swallowed the house key?"
The school kid replied, "Climb in the house through the window."

CUSTOMER: "Waiter! Waiter! Do you have frog's legs?"
WAITER: "Certainly, sir."
CUSTOMER: "Then hop over here and take my order."

I've changed my name to Nobody, since everybody knows that Nobody is perfect.

How do you keep a wild animal from charging?
Take away its credit card(s).

Two goldfish were swimming around their bowl and looking out the glass into the rest of the world. Then one turns to the other and said, "I'm bored. How do you change the channel on this thing?"

The Internet is the only place you can be safely thrilled that a complete stranger is following you.

Air conditioners are like computers. Both work fine until you open too many windows.

Skydivers are like coffee. Both are good to the last drop.

TEACHER: "What is the definition of a paradox?"
STUDENT: "Daffy and Donald."

If a cow gives a farmer so much milk that it overfills the pail, is that an udder waste?

On a field trip to the circus, one student asked the performer riding the elephant "How do you get down from there?"
The circus performer replied, "I don't. You get down from geese."

When I tell people I want to be a comedienne when I grow up, why do they laugh at me?

And on that note, I hope everyone had a good time reading this column.
Have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.-wd.