Sunday, November 3, 2013


Time flies and so do I!
Hello Everybody. Waxy Dragon here!
Although this weekend should be Autumn the Puppy's turn, considering what we're going to talk about, she thought I would be best suited for it. But don't worry, everyone's favorite comedic canine will be back next weekend.
Now then...

Daylight Savings Time ended yesterday, so everybody who was participating should have set their clocks back one hour.
I know I certainly enjoyed an extra hour of sleep this morning. Of course, I like to sleep in whenever I don't have to be someplace important (like dragon school), but that's besides the point.

Since time is always on somebody's mind at some point, it's time for some timely jokes! Ready?

A Cuckoo Clock called out five times, then there were three shots.
"What time is it? I'm not sure. My watch stopped!"

"What was the idea of shooting that cuckoo out of the clock?"
Just killing time....

Do you know how to beat time?
Become a music teacher.

The cuckoo came out ten times.
"Wait a moment. It is only nine o'clock. Why did it call out ten times?"
I don't know. Maybe he is Cuckoo.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

The question of the hour: What time is it?

A wife entered the store and said, "I'd like to buy an alarm clock that will rouse my husband without waking the whole family."
The sales clerk looked at her and said, "I don't know of such a clock, but we have the ordinary kind that wakes the whole family without disturbing him."

If a man smashed a clock, would he be accused of killing time?
Not if the clock struck first.

Marvin found the following ransom note slipped under his front door. "Bring me $50,000 to the 17th hole of your country club tomorrow at 10:am if you ever want to see your wife alive again."
It was well after one by the time he arrived at the designated meeting spot.
A masked man stepped from behind a bush and yelled, "You're three hours late. What took you so long?"
"Gimme a break!" said Marvin, pointing to his scorecard. "I have a 27 handicap."

They say time flies when you're having fun. Of course, I don't know what frogs say when they lose track of time since they eat flies. But in any event, have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.

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