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| Dragons are always warm |
Now, a dear friend of mine is sick, and I hope she gets better soon.
Apparently, she caught a cold.
I have absolutely no idea why she would want to do such a thing.
Why would anyone want to intentionally catch a cold, let alone, what do you do with it after you've caught it?
Personally, I would rather catch heat. Not that dragons are naturally cold; but we definitely prefer the good Spring and Summer weather to Winter.
Of course, if you must catch a cold, this is the right time of year to find one. Can you imagine trying to catch a cold in the Summer? I have no idea where you would look for one to begin with.
All I know for sure is that she's staying home, getting plenty of rest, and having lots of chicken soup; which really surprises me, because I didn't know chickens even knew how to boil water, let alone cook.
My friend told me in an e-mail that her nasal passages are blocked worse than the freeway during rush hour!
But to try and cheer her up, here are a few flu themed jokes.
What kind of flu bug has 24 feet, green eyes, and a pink body with purple stripes?
I don't know, but it's crawling on your neck.
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| Resting to get better |
Yes, its nose is running.
Is it "Starve a fever, feed a cold" or "Feed a fever, starve a cold"?
Who cares, either way you get to eat.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold outside!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.
Like kidney stones, this too shall pass...
But as a special treat, here's a quick trip down Memory Lane with someone else who's always complaining about the cold...
Video clip courtesy of YouTube, while Chilly Willy the Penguin is © Walter Lantz and Universal Studios.
Have a great week everybody. Stay warm and healthy, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.
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