Sunday, February 9, 2014


Humorous Dragon
Hello Everybody!
Waxy Dragon winging her way to you with another edition of The Sunday Funnies!
It's been quite a while since I've done one of these, so it's Open Mike Night!
I'm just going to keep telling jokes because I really haven't thought of a theme or topic for this week's column.
Who knows. Some of these might actually be funny. Ready?

"Am I on?"
"I really didn't like the four letter word my doctor said during the operation I recently had," a man told his lawyer.
"What word was that?" asked the attorney.

What do you call a doctor beneath the sea?
A sturgeon.

Why are hogs like trees?
Because they root for a living.

Do you know the difference between an elephant and a flea?
Elephants can have fleas, but fleas can't have elephants.

Why would you want a blacksmith working in a candy store?
To shoo the flies away.

Why was the farmer jumping up and down in his field?
He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

What kind of keys do NOT open a lock?
The Monkees, circa 1980s
A donKEY, a turKEY, a monKEY, and the MonKEES: Davy Jones, Peter Tork, Micky Dolenz, and Mike Nesmith!

And on that ♪ note ♫ everybody, remember that you can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish; and please be back with us next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.

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