Sunday, May 18, 2014


The round file!
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here, winging your way with a fresh load of jokes.

I can guarantee these jokes are fresh. I just
picked them from those special round containers that are quite abundant throughout The Free Choice E-zine offices!


Have you heard the joke about the bed?
I'd be surprised if you did, because it hasn't been made yet.

Do you know what it means if your roof is leaking?
Yeah. It's raining outside.

Here's a leftover from May Fourth. What do you call two suns fighting each other?
Star Wars.

Did you hear the one about the husband who was happy his mother-in-law only visited him once?
The problem now is he can't get her to leave.
"Okay. Now what do I do with it?"

What is grey and has a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
"I find you attractive."

Well, unfortunately that's all the space I have for this weekend, which might be a good thing considering some of these jokes are starting to get stale.
In any event, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.

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