|I think, therefore I am!
Well, I'm sitting outside in the shade next to my doghouse, with a nice fresh bowl of water nearby, and I'm just kicking back and relaxing to enjoy this beautiful early summer's day.
So as the sun shines and the birds sing, let's see what crosses my mind...
To be, or not to be. Or maybe it was 3A?
All generalities are false. Including this one.
|"Quiet please. I'm thinking!"
No one has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. You can make a very good one if you don't care what others remember. Just ask any Republican currently in office if you don't believe me.
A gossip is a person with a keen sense of rumor.
If a bear answers nature's call in the woods and there's no one around, does it still use the toilet paper from those commercial endorsements?
Even a broken clock is still right twice a day. Unless it's a digital electric.
You would think after all these years of failure, why doesn't Wile E. Coyote either give up on trying to catch the Road Runner, or at least buy equipment from somebody other than the Acme Company?
|Art(c)Warner Brothers, meme creator unknown
The beginning is half of every action.
Nothing astonishes humans more than common sense and plain dealing.
Success is trying more often than you fail.
And I have successfully completed another post!
Have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.--AtP.