Sunday, June 15, 2014

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY FATHERS' DAY (2014)

"Bark! Daddy!"
Hello Everybody, and welcome to a very special edition of the Sunday Funnies, for you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon together as we celebrate Fathers' Day.


"Hi Dad!"
That's right Autumn. Now, for Mother's Day, we
posted jokes from Phyllis Diller, but unfortunately for today, we could not agree on just one comedian's material, so we're going to feature a bunch of them. Ready?

Romano, circa 2011
"Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything is broken, and there's a lot of throwing up."
Ray Romano (Everybody Loves Raymond, Men of a Certain Age)
Foxworthy

"My wife is so analytical with raising kids and I'm not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, then that means they took after her side of the family."
Jeff Foxworthy


Cosby, circa 2010
"Father's Day means pretending the present you love most is soap on a rope."
Russert, circa 2007
Bill Cosby


"The older I get, the smarter my dad seems to get."
Journalist Tim Russert






And remember folks, any man can be a father.
It takes someone special to be a DAD!

Happy Father's Day!
AtP and WD.

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