Sunday, May 3, 2015


Colorful dragon
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here.

Now, being a rainbow dragon, if it's one thing I know, it's colors.

From the solid brights to the subtle shades and everything in-between.

Or any other words, let's break out the crayons and color us some jokes!

Can you find all the elephants in THIS tree?

Why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?
So he can hide in a cherry tree.
What? You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
See? It works!

If a red house is made of red bricks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green house made of?

If you throw a blue brick in the red sea, what happens?
It gets wet.

What is purple and crazy?
A grape nut.

Why did the leopard paint his spots all different colors?
So he could hide in the M&M bowl.

What did the pink bunny say to the blue bunny?
"Cheer up!"

Why was the book red?
Because it was well written.

Why did the rhino paint itself all sorts of different colored stripes?
So he could hide in the crayon box.

What is black, white, and red?
An embarrassed zebra.
Why was the zebra embarrased?
I was too afraid to ask.

And on that note, that's all the time we have for today.
Join me and Autumn the Puppy here next weekend for our annual Mother's Day salute.
Until then, have a great week everybody!—wd.

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