Sunday, May 31, 2015

SUNDAY FUNNIES: ELEPHUN! (elephant jokes)

Hello everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Now, one of my favorite animals is the elephant.
I love to go visit them in the wild and visit them during my travels, or stop and see them in whatever zoo I might be flying past.
Of course, I hate to see them caged up in a zoo to begin with, but I guess that's better than having them run loose all over the city.
Anyway, what all this is leading up to is: ELEPHANT JOKES!

What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A flea can jump on an elephant, but an elephant can't jump on a flea.

What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?

When do elephants have eight legs?
When there are two of them!

It was August and little Hannah was on holiday with her parents. One day, her dad says to her, “Did you know that they don’t allow elephants on this beach?"
When Hannah asked why, her dad's answer was "Because they can't keep their trunks up."

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.

My uncle said, "I'm going to do a dangerous experiment. I'm going to cross an elephant with a mouse."
When I asked what the result would be, my uncle said, "Great big holes in the wall."

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks!

Well, I do have a lot more elephant jokes, but not the room the post them. After all, you do realize how big an elephant is, right?
In any event, have a great week and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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