With fall coming, I've got to make room in my joke files for the new crop of gags I'll be harvesting soon from those special containers in The Free Choice E-zine's offices.
To do so, I'm parting with some treasured gems that I haven't really have had a chance to use before now.
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?
With it's sparrowchute!
Where would you learn how to make ice cream? (A left over that we weren't able to squeeze into our annual Back to School special last week.)
At Sundae school.
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What do snake charmers wear around their necks?
What kind of bears like to go out in the rain?
What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a joke?
A Yamaha ha ha ha ha ha.....
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
I've always wondered about Gilligan's Island. If The Professor could make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn't he fix the hole in the boat?
Then again, every man I ask that question says, "With Ginger and Mary Ann around, why would he want to?"
If anyone cares to explain that to a baby dragon in terms she can understand...
The evening news is the only program I know that always says "Good evening," and then starts ruining it by telling you all the bad stuff that happened in the world today.
The main key to a healthy diet: if it tastes good, spit it out! Unless it's Belgosian Dark Chocolate! Considering how delicious and expensive that stuff is, NEVER spit out Belgosian Dark Chocolate! If you can't eat it, send it all to me!
And on that note, have a great week everybody! Take care and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.