Sunday, September 13, 2015


Hello all you lucky people! Today you have BOTH Autumn the
Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here as we present our annual Back To School joke-a-thon for 2015.
It may seem weird to be posting Back To School and Education themed jokes now, considering that in a lot of places school has been back in session since sometime in August. However, we at The Free Choice E-zine are traditionalists, remembering those more innocent times when school didn't start until the Tuesday after Labor Day; and considering this is the first Sunday after that...
In other words, here are the jokes folks!

What did the skunk say to his parents when he needed help with his homework?
This doesn't make any scents to me.

"By the way, is it the S or the C in scent that's silent?" asked Waxy.
"Does it matter? A Skunk by any other name would still smell," replied Autumn.

"Does anyone know when King John signed the Magna Carta?" asked the teacher.
"1215," answered a student.
Another student looked up at the wall clock and said, "Wow! That was just a half hour ago!"

In the Teacher's Lounge, one teacher looked up from her newspaper and said, "It says here that Elvis Presley only got a 'C' in his 8th Grade Music class."
Another teacher replied, "That must have left his parents all shook up."

A Science teacher was introducing her elementary class to the planets in our solar system. "And there is still ongoing talks as to whether or not Pluto is actually a planet."
"I thought it was a cartoon dog," replied one student.
"What is the most popular sentence in school?" Waxy asked Autumn.
"I don't know," replied Autumn.
"Correct," said Waxy.
"Huh?" said Autumn.
"I don't know is the most popular sentence in school," explained Waxy.
"Oh. I thought he was on Third Base for Abbott and Costello," said Autumn.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Because his pupils were so bright!

A child came home from school and his parent asked, "What did you learn today?"
The child replied, "Apparently not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!"

And on that note, have a great week everybody and one of us will be back here next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—AtP and WD.

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