Sunday, January 31, 2016

SUNDAY FUNNIES: DOG LESSONS (misc. jokes)

"Class is in session."
Hello Everybody. Autumn the Puppy here!
Now I've been around the block a few times already.
Usually at the end of a leash, but that doesn't mean I haven't learned a few things.
For example:

Unless you're the head dog on the sled team, the view never changes.

Careful when you follow the masses.
Sometimes the M is silent.

It was a sad day when I discovered that the universal remote did not control the universe, not even remotely.

Never let an old flame burn you twice.

Ambiguity: What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

The secret for a clean kitchen is: don't ever cook.
Then again, I eat off the floor to help keep it clean...

You are what you eat. Don't be fast, cheap, or fake.

On that note, have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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