Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
Spring is finally on the horizon!
Or at least the weather's getting better.
Hopefully as things improve we can open a few windows around here because I'm getting tired of smelling my litter box when I'm no where near it!
In any event, how about some Spring jokes.
Ready?
Scientists have determined how trees🌲🌳 communicate with each other.
They Bark.
Where do trees keep their belongings?
In their trunk.
A weed is a plant that mastered every survival skill except learning how to grow in rows.
Does February march?
No, but April may.
Which month is the shortest?
May. It only three letters.
Did you know the bed store is having a spring sale?
Unfortunately the rest of the bed is still full price.
How do brand new flowers🌻🌹 great each other?
"Hey Buddy!"
Florists look forward to their business blooming.
How do bees brush their hair?
With honey combs.
Did you know the sun🌞 loves music?
It's always playing the ray-dio.
April showers bring May flowers but when it starts raining ducks🦆🦆, that's some fowl weather!😼
So on that note♫ have a great week!
Take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
