|Yes, I am watching... my food dish.|
I'm not sure who, but someone once said, "One of the most important keys to success is having the discipline to do what you know you should do, even when you don't feel like doing it."
It may seem like I'm just sitting here in my doghouse, watching the world go by when I'm not sleeping or eating, but nothing could be further from the truth.
I'm actually observing life in all its myriad forms from the "lowly" ant to the complexity of humans.
Or in other words, it's been such a long and boring week that I'm posting unused jokes from doing this theme before to fill up my column space. 😉
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision.
The road of life is paved with too many flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.
I finally realized some people are virtual prisoners of their electronic devices. That's why they call them cell phones.
One possible definition of ambiguity: what happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he has to buy rods, reels, bait, jigs, flies and a fishing license; if not waders, a boat and a truck as well.
So who comes out ahead in the end on that deal? The Sports Store???
I wonder if common sense will ever make a comeback?
I can certainly name a few places where it isn't present right now...
Barring bugs, disease, fires, and whatnot; Oak trees have a projected life span of 200 years.
I wonder who lived long enough to confirm that?
Anyway, I think I'm gonna go back to my favorite shady spot under mine and take another nap.
Have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.