Sunday, June 4, 2017

SUNDAY FUNNIES: ODDITIES (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Right now, we're in the annual transition period between Spring and Summer.

Most people consider Memorial Day the start of the new season, although that doesn't actually happen until the Summer solstice later this June.

But that is far from the only thing odd in this world, and no. I'm not about to hop on some soap box and start ranting about politics.
Yet, other odd things in this world do include...
♫Hmmm....♫

HUMMINGBIRDS
Cute little things, but why do they hum?
Did they forget the words to the song?

A man sitting in a coffee shop with no phone. No computer gizmo. He was just sitting there, drinking coffee.
Aquarius? No, dirt.
WHY???

Cells multiply by dividing!
So does this mean they are good or bad in math???

This world is about 71% water, so why do we call it Earth???

An ostrich egg needs to be boiled for over 2 hours to have a decent hard boiled egg.
WHY??? Wouldn't another live, baby ostrich be a lot better for the world than just one huge omelet???


And last, but certainly not least, this guy...
THE DUCKBILL PLATYPUS!
I mean, I seriously hate to pick on another living creature, but what we have here is a beaver with a duck's bill that's a mammal, yet lays eggs!
Make your own jokes about this one folks!

And on that note ♫, have a great week and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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