|"Happy Father's Day daddy!"|
Jon: What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?
Jon: One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.
“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.
“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.
“Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!
Joe: What does your father do for a living?
Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall.
“What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
Son: For $20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.
Son: Well, at least I come by it honestly.
Pee Wee: How is the baby bird like its dad?
Pee Wee: It’s a chirp off the old block.
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and one of us will be back here next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—AtP & WD