Sunday, June 11, 2017


Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
We had a few days to make up because of bad weather over the winter, but Dragon School's finally out for the summer! 😄
Of course that means now I'll be spending plenty of time with my coloring books and crayons, always looking for more Belgosian Dark Chocolate, and generally getting under Bubblehead's feet and in his business.
Just because Bubblehead is my human companion, guardian, or whatever you care to call him doesn't mean he can hide all that good Dark Chocolate from me.

Hey, I'm only a baby dragon. What am I supposed to do over the summer? Get a job?
Anyway, just because I'm out of school doesn't mean I won't be telling jokes. Like...
"That's udderly ridiculous too!"

When a hospital runs out of maternity nurses, is that a MID WIFE CRISIS?

What is the fastest liquid? MILK. It is pasteurized before you see it.

One cow said to another: "My genetics prevent me from producing milk."
The other cow agreed. "Yes, you udderly lactose genes."

I wanted to watch the national origami championships, but it was strictly paper view.

When the bad poet stood before the judge, he felt that the punishment should fit the rhyme.

I saw a sign on a wall that said BILL POSTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED.
What I want to know is, why are they so sure Bill Posters isn't innocent of whatever he's being accused of?

I wish a box of pizza lasted as long as a bag of baby carrots.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody! Stay cool and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
Meanwhile, I'm going to try and find where Bubblehead has hidden the Belgosian Dark Chocolate this time!😉—wd.

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