Ah... those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer.
Time to just kick back, relax, and enjoy some good jokes.
There is something faster the nano second. It's the OHNO second. The moment between when you realize you are making a big blunder and the moment you realize you cannot stop it.
Bubblehead asked me if I heard about the new telescope at the observatory. I told him no, but I would look into it.
|"Don't waste me!"
Does a chameleon that cannot change color have Reptile Dysfunction?
Never try to eat a clock. It's very time consuming.
If music is coming from your printer, does that mean it's jamming?
Do dogs with cellphones get free roll over minutes?
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.