Sunday, July 23, 2017

SUNDAY FUNNIES: SUMMER PUN LESSONS

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

It's summertime. A magical season when kids are out of school and finally get to be kids again, at least for a while; parents continue to worry about their children, and can't wait for them to be back in school again.

I know Bubblehead always worries about me. After all, who can you get to "babysit" a companion dragon when you're at work???

Anyway, some parents also worry that during the summer their children will forget everything they've learned in school the previous year.
NOT ME!
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Knowledge goes in, never to be seen again.

After all, did you know that the best hollandaise sauce can be found in Nome, Alaska?
Why?
That's because ♫there's no place like Nome for the hollandaise.♫

Go ahead. Quiz me.
♫Are you ready to rock?♫

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.

What do you call a song sung by an automobile?
A cartoon.

What rock group won't sing?
Mount Rushmore.

See, I know a lot of stuff!
None of it may never help me on one of those "standardized tests", but...

Anyway, a day is a span of time no one is wealthy enough to waste. So I think I'm going to make another attempt at raiding Bubblehead's secret stash of delicious Belgosian Dark Chocolate, although I have no idea why he thinks it's a secret stash since I know about it, and then this baby dragon is going to have some more summer fun!

Take care everybody! Have a great week, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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