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♫Oh see the U.S.A. in a Chev-ro-let...♫ began a post World War 2 sales jingle to promote Interstate traveling in hopes of selling more cars.
But while traveling the highways and bi-ways of the land, long before a gallon of gas started costing as much as a Sunday newspaper, can you imagine some of the unique towns one encountered along the way...
And as usual, my comments are in italics.
BURNT CORN, ALABAMA
Well, what other veggies are available for dinner?
WHY, ARIZONA
Well, why not?
POSSUM GRAPE, ARKANSAS
Don't think I've ever had that fruit before, but the name doesn't sound very appealing.
ZZYZX, CALIFORNIA
That's what you get when you let a cat walk across your keyboard!
HAPPYLAND, CONNECTICUT or LITTLE HEAVEN, DELAWARE
I guess it's all a question of perspective.
EXPERIMENT, GEORGIA
Wow! A state that encourages scientific advancement!
GOOD GRIEF, IDAHO
Is that where Charlie Brown moved to?
SANTA CLAUS, INDIANA
Is that where Saint Nick vacations when he's not working on Christmas?
WHAT CHEER, IOWA
I wonder what they're happy about? Maybe they should talk to Connecticut and Delaware.
HIPPO, KENTUCKY
Well, at least you know what they're favorite animal is.
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.
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