Sunday, December 17, 2017


Darling companion dragon
Playful pup
Hello Everybody!
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon as we get together for our annual Christmas party!
There's plenty of good music on the stereo.
Lot's of fantastic food, but don't let Waxy hoard all the dark chocolatešŸ˜‰ as we kick back and tell plenty of holiday jokes. Ready?

What kind of music do elves like?
♫No L! No L!♫

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel).

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.

Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?
Because he is so cool!

Why do mummyies like the holidays?
Because of all the wrapping!

What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol?
♫Silent night!♫

What's red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane.

Do animals believe in Christmas?
Sure! Haven't you ever heard of Santa Paws?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Mary who?
Merry Christmas!

Remember, Christmas isn't about how big the tree is, or what's under it.
It's about who's around it!

We hope–despite the over hype and over commercialism–you have a wonderful holiday season with your friends and family; and please join us again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP and wd.

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