Sunday, December 10, 2017


"If I'm licensed, why can't I drive?"
Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Now then, there has been plenty of news–good, bad, or indifferent–featuring law makers lately.
But have you ever wondered about the "unwritten laws"?
Like, anything that can go wrong, will?
After all, everybody has stuff happen that makes us stop and wonder why.
With that in mind, let's look at some other interesting facts of life.

Despite opposing beliefs, there really is no such thing as a free lunch. After all, even if you specifically don't pay for the meal, the person who treated you to it did. So how could it be free?

Anything dropped will probably land in the least accessible spot.

You can't find something when you actually need it, but it shows up much later when the need is over.

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

When you're in a hurry to get from Point A to Point B, you always manage to drop or forget something, which slows you down.

Your favorite store doesn't run a coupon special on something you really need until after you've already bought it.

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Then again, how can manufacturers get away with selling less of something for the same price it used to be???
After all, ice cream is no longer in half gallon containers. There is less dog treats or dog food in any container that my people bring home than there used to be either. But how come nobody does anything about that???

Whatever line you're in, the moment you switch to another, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Then again, why would you want to open your mouth and insert your foot to begin with.
Like the old saying goes: 'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

They say a fool and his money are soon parted, but if this person is a fool, how did they manage to have any money to begin with?

Just some stray thoughts to ponder.
In any event, have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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