Sunday, December 24, 2017


Hello Everybody! Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here.

Autumn the Puppy and Waxy Dragon are off on Christmas Eve, but since it is a Sunday this year, it's up to me to entertain everyone with some Christmas Cheer.

Don't worry. The ladies left me their unused jokes from last weekend's Christmas Party. So I might will actually be funny this time.


Considering how commercialized the holiday season has become, can you imagine if Christmas characters started getting sponsors?
♫Wii three kings of the orient are...♫
"Bah. Humbug!" exclaimed Scrooge. "And if you are bothered by pests this holiday season..."

A young boy who didn't understand the concept yet asked, "Who is Christmas and why should I marry her? Marry Christmas? Geez, I'm only 4."

Imagine a reporter in Bethlehem covering the big event December 25th revolves around...
"The mother and child are in stable condition."

A cheap but wise man once said, "Forget the past, you can't change that. Forget the future, as it has not happened yet. Forget the present too, as you are not getting any from me!"

For a mighty long time, my folks couldn't afford much, but there was no question they loved each other and always talked about what they would do in the future.
Our No L tree.
One year Dad was finally able to buy Mom a house for Christmas.
She loves living in the present.

I tried wrapping presents, but didn't have the gift.

Did you hear about the crisis in Gutenberg's print shop. They ran out of a letter.
That was the first Noel.
No L.
Wow. Now there's a running gag with a lot of mileage on it!

Would a holiday seasoning be Christmas Thyme?

"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things -- not the occasions -- give off the greatest glow of happiness. -- Bob Hope

And on that note, remember: it's not what you receive this year, it's what you give. Being with those you love in peace and joy are the greatest gifts of all.—lh,jr.

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