SUNDAY FUNNIES: HALLOWEEN HI-JINKS 2025

Where is everybody?

 HELLO EVERYBODY!

Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we celebrate Halloween🎃 a little early with this week's installment of The Sunday Funnies considering that Halloween isn't until this Friday.

That's right Piper. I'm not exactly sure where we are at the moment considering you wanted the lights off for an authentic Halloween experience, but it's joke time.

Ready?

What do you call a magician who lost his magic?

IAN.

There is no denying that Albert Einstein was a genius.

However, his brother Frank was a monster.

Do you think that Elections should be held on Halloween so every count votes?🧛

In Transylvania, Cyndi Lauper's big hit is ♫Ghouls Just Want To Have Fun.♫

Witches are bad at math but they're very good at spelling.

The only way I can be good at magic is if I use a spell check.

Moving on...

If you put holy water in a humidifier, could the room become a gas chamber for vampires?

I don't know, but bats🦇🦇 are just Halloween butterflies.

Hypnotists travel by public Trance-portation.

I always get confused with the difference between Elves, Pixies, Fairies, Sprites, etc.

I guess I don't understand the gnomenclature.

Where do ghosts buy their candy?

At the Ghost-ery store.

If you don’t pay an exorcist, can you be repossessed?

There are no such thing as Vampires.

Unless you Count Dracula.🧛

And now, here's an actual treat we found, verified by the poster on Facebook, that was created by the legendary Adam West!

The man did have a sense of humor.

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.

Piper D. Katt

Koda Canine

Oh great. Why did you turn the lights back on?

What do you mean?

I turned them off before we started today's routine.

But I never touched them.

YOU DIDN'T???

👻HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HALLOWEEN HI-JINKS 2022

Piper?

Koda?

HELLO EVERYBODY!

As you can see, you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here today as we get ready to celebrate Halloween 🎃 tomorrow night!

Trick or treat. Smell my paws.

Give me something good and safe to eat.

Wait a second. That doesn't rhyme.

In any event. It's Halloween Joke time! Ready?

You betcha. Let's go!

Err... go where?

To the jokes. Where else?

I threw a boomerang at a ghost👻 the other day but knew it would come back to haunt me. 

In the military, are the Kernels in charge of the Candy Corn on Halloween?

I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.

I've won first place in the Halloween costume contest 16 years in a row. This year I'm dressing up as a hotdog🌭 because I'm on a roll.

My daughter wants to be something really scary this Halloween so she's going as a newspaper's headlines.

I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year.

Now it's Election night.

Why do stores have Halloween decorations in August?

That's ridiculous. Nobody wants to... Oooo look! Candy corn.

But if you try looking for Halloween stuff in October they already have their Christmas🎄 promotions going!

Why did the ghost👻 go to the jazz bar?

For the Boos.

A local farmer thought his chicken🐔 coop was haunted and called an eggsocist.🥚🐣

So on that note♫, we hope everyone has a safe and Happy Halloween!👻🎃

Take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

And one of us will be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HALLOWEEN HI-JINKS 2020

Who says it has to be a Dalmatian?

Hello Everybody!

No one said I needed a costume!

Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Piper D. Katt here as we celebrate Halloween.👻

That's right Autumn. Of course Halloween this year is Saturday, so we're partying now because next Sunday will be November 1, which would be a little late to go Trick or Treating.

Yeah, if anyone does get to go Trick or Treating this year because of the rotten pandemic!😞 And it's gonna be a full moon too!🌕 The next Halloween moon won't be until 2039!😲

That will be a Blue Moon like this year's, and the next time we'll have a Blue Moon (2 Fulls in the same month) is August 2023! But that's neither here or there right now. Our job's to entertain the readers for a few minutes so let's get right to it.

I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many stupid questions like, “Who’s blood is it? Where did it come from? Why is it in a bucket?” 

The witness couldn’t identify any body because they were all headless.

That's gross!

So's 144 of anything, but moving on...

Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

“There’s only one thing that scares me about Halloween.” 

"Which is?”

“Exactly.” 

Anyone want some Pumpkin Pi?😉

I had to get a loan for an exorcism.

They said that if I didn’t pay them back, I would be repossessed.

Why do ghosts👻 go on diets?

So they can keep their ghoulish figures

Why don’t mummies take time off?

They’re afraid to unwind.

Who helps the little pumpkins🎃 cross the road safely?

The crossing gourd.

And on that note♫, I'm afraid it's time to say goodbye.

To all our com-pah-knee.

Wrong franchise Piper. Anyway, take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

And one of us will be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP and PDK.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HALLOWEEN HI-JINKS 2018

What do you mean "nice costume"?

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

Want to buy a haunted house???
I haven't had a chance to fly over there and check it out for myself, but the current owner says it is.
Of course, while there are no leftovers around me (burp), the only ghosts👻 I ever see are the poultry-geists after Thanksgiving.🦃

In any event, it's time for this years Halloween jokes. Ready?


What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
A fence.

What do vampires🦇 take when they are sick?
Coffin drops!

What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
Mummies!

What is a monster's favorite dessert?
I scream!🙀

Pumpkin Pi(e)

When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.🐁

What do birds🐦 say on Halloween?
Twick o tweet

Why do ghosts👻 make good cheerleaders?
Because they have a lot of spirit.

What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
Count Quackula!


What is a ghost’s👻 favorite pie?

Booberry pie!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had nobody to go with.

What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap!

What did one owl🦉 say to the other owl🦉?
Happy Owl-ween!
And on that note♫, Trick or Treat safely and please be back with us again next week for more Sunday Funnies.—wd.