SUNDAY FUNNIES: HALLOWEEN HI-JINKS 2018

What do you mean "nice costume"?

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

Want to buy a haunted house???
I haven't had a chance to fly over there and check it out for myself, but the current owner says it is.
Of course, while there are no leftovers around me (burp), the only ghosts👻 I ever see are the poultry-geists after Thanksgiving.🦃

In any event, it's time for this years Halloween jokes. Ready?


What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
A fence.

What do vampires🦇 take when they are sick?
Coffin drops!

What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
Mummies!

What is a monster's favorite dessert?
I scream!🙀

Pumpkin Pi(e)

When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.🐁

What do birds🐦 say on Halloween?
Twick o tweet

Why do ghosts👻 make good cheerleaders?
Because they have a lot of spirit.

What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
Count Quackula!


What is a ghost’s👻 favorite pie?

Booberry pie!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had nobody to go with.

What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap!

What did one owl🦉 say to the other owl🦉?
Happy Owl-ween!
And on that note♫, Trick or Treat safely and please be back with us again next week for more Sunday Funnies.—wd.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: TRICK OR TREATS! (Halloween jokes)

Waxy?

Autumn?

Okay Everybody! Times a wasting!
Grab your costume and Jack O'Lantern because you have BOTH Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here for some trick or treat Halloween humor!
Ready?



What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!

What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Wrap!

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Ghoul!

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.

Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line.

What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.

What happened when the two vampires met?
It was love at first bite!

What do you call two spiders that just got married?
Newlywebbed.

Where do most werewolves live?
In Howllywood, California.

What do witches use in their hair?
Scare-spray.

What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and Deady.

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour-puss

And on that note, we hope everyone has a safe and happy time Trick or Treating Monday night!
Take care, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP & wd.