SUNDAY FUNNIES: TIMELY JOKES

 Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!

Did everyone in the United States remember to Spring Forward overnight to start Daylight Savings Time?

Personally, I don't quite understand it all myself.

Spring itself is still a couple of weeks away when I looked at the calendar this morning.

We "lost" an hour moving all the clocks⌚⏰ ahead overnight, yet the Sun🌞 is still on the right time, so to speak.

We're supposed to get the hour back sometime around Halloween 🎃,  yet who has it at the moment?

And how come they will only be returning it as is?

Why isn't there any interest? A few extra minutes or something for doing without that hour over the months ahead.

In any event, it's time for some timely jokes. Ready?

A busted clock is still accurate twice a day.

Unless it's digital. Then all you ever see is a blank screen.

When you stir up trouble, do you work in a clockwise direction, a counter clockwise direction, or in a figure 8?

If you're at home asleep and dream of being at work, do you get paid for whatever you did in the dream?

If your clock is still hungry after dinner, does it go back four seconds? 😉

Do ducks🦆🦆 wake up at the quack of dawn?

Never annoy a clock. You don't want them ticked off.

Never attempt to make a belt out of either watches and/or clocks. It's just a waist  of time.

If no one comes back from the future, is that good or bad?

Time travel stories sometimes feature a plot point where someone makes a really minute change there, and when they get back, the whole world has changed.

Why can’t we make that small change now?

So on that note♫ take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

Have a great week!

Since Saint Patrick's Day falls on a Sunday this year, Larry the Leprechaun🍀will be guest hosting next weekend's Sunday Funnies with some appropriate laughs!—KC.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: TIMELY JOKES

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

First a short bit of business to attend to.

For those affected by this fact, the United States has entered Daylight Savings Time.

Hopefully you have remembered to set your clocks ahead one hour. Otherwise, you'll be an hour late wherever you go until you do.

Depending upon the situation, that might not be a bad thing.

Springing forward really bugs some people off to the point they lose sleep over it.

But don't worry folks. We fall back sometime around Halloween.🎃

In any event, this raises the opportunity for some Timely Jokes. Ready?

What time is it when the clock⏰ strikes 13?

Time to get a new clock.

Humans and cats share something in common. We are great at multitasking.

We can waste time, be unproductive and procrastinate all at once.😺

I have a question for all the people who write "u" instead of "you".

What do you do with all the time you save?

May I suggest grammar lessons?

If every day is a gift🎁 since they call it "the present", I know plenty of employees who would like a receipt for Monday so they can exchange it for an extra Friday.

♫Rock Around The Clock.♫

While watching an afternoon football🏈 game, a man fell asleep in his easy chair.

His wife woke him up in time for dinner, saying "Get up dear, it's 20 to 7."

The man awoke with a start and asked, "Who's winning?"

If a wall clock stops working does it still hang around?

Why did the clock stare at itself in the mirror?

It was time to reflect.

Why did the man throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

And NEVER annoy a clock because you don't want to tick it off!

On that note♫ I'm out of time!

Take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

Larry the Leprechaun will be here Friday the 17th for his annual Saint Patrick's Day visit.🍀

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: TIMELY JOKES

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
First and foremost, I hope everyone in America remembered to set their clocks back one hour, since Daylight Saving Time ended today.
After all, you certainly don't want to be an hour late to wherever you have to be next, do you?😉
Yeah, I can imagine a lot of kids commenting about school and a lot of adults replying about work right now, but the question was rhetorical.
And it isn't my fault if you haven't studied rhetoricals (yet).

"Too much time on my hands?"

Anyway, in keeping with the moment...

What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get the clock fixed!

I know there is such a thing as a grandfather's clock, but what happened to the grandmother's clock, let alone the rest of the Clock family?

Would a clock not inside anything be a time out?

Is a tense clock all wound up?

♫Rock Around The Clock♫

Is an annoyed clock ticked off?

What did the second hand say to the hour hand when it passed by?
"See you in a minute."

Why did the clock's pendulum stop moving?
It lost its swing.

Why did the man sit on his wristwatch?⌚
He wanted to be on time.

Do ducks wake up at the quack of dawn?⏰

If a clock is still hungry after the meal, does it go back four seconds?
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: TIMELY JOKES

Time on her wings

Hello Everybody. Waxy Dragon here!

First and foremost, I hope everyone who's participating in Daylight Savings Time remembered to set their clocks ahead before they went to bed last night, otherwise you'll be an hour late to any place you have to be at today.

Of course, that also means we've lost an hour of sleep, but we allegedly regain that back this fall.

Personally, I just wish whoever came up with Daylight Savings Time would reset the clocks for me.
Most of the digital ones adjust themselves, which is great, but adjusting the manual ones takes time.
And how are you supposed to reset a sundial anyway?

Grandma Dragon has one in her backyard garden, and now it's an hour behind!

Anyway, I'll figure it out yet, but that's not why you came here, so on with the jokes!

What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen?
Time to get a new clock.

Time to get up and get going. Today's bad decisions are not going to make themselves.

Regardless of what time it is, I am not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

For you fans of the group Chicago:
♫Does anybody really know what time it is?♫
♫25 or 6 to 4.♫

Some people talk to you in their free time. Some people free their time to talk to you. Know the difference.

And on that note, have a great week everybody, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.