Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here with you today because our resident comediennes Autumn the Puppy and Waxy Dragon have the Memorial Day weekend off.
Now, this is an important holiday, and certainly not an event to make light of.
However, this is The Sunday Funnies, so I have to tell some jokes, and hope they're funny.
So the subject I've chosen for today is elephants.🐘
An elephant on psychiatrist couch tells the doctor “Sometimes, even when I am standing in the middle of the room, no one acknowledges me."
The psychiatrist asked, "Who said that?"
In a meeting of animals, the chair said, “We have to acknowledge the elephant in the room. Hi Grace.”
What time is it when an elephant sits down on your couch?
Why did the elephant pack a suitcase?
Because his trunk was full.
What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse🐭 on vacation.
He goes to the wildebeest and roars, “Who is the king of the jungle?”
The wildebeest drops to the ground shaking. "You are my lord.”
The lion then goes to a monkey🐒 and roars, “Who is the king of the jungle?”
The monkey curls up in a ball, shaking. “You are my lord.”
The lion then comes up to the elephant. “Who is the king of the jungle?”
The elephant grabs him by the trunk and slams him to the ground.
The lion struggles to his feet, barely able to stand. “Just because you don’t know the answer does not mean you have to get angry at me.
Well, that's all the elephant jokes I have.
No Republicans were harmed in the making of this column.
They do enough damage on their own as it is.
PLEASE REMEMBER THOSE WHO DID OR ARE CURRENTLY SERVING THEIR RESPECTIVE COUNTRIES SO YOU MIGHT HAVE THE FREEDOMS AND LIBERTIES YOU ENJOY, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.