SUNDAY FUNNIES: JOKE TIME! (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
So, what do YOU do when it's been raining like crazy all day and you can't go outside?
Okay, I do get to go out long enough to take care of some personal business, but then I come right back in again because it isn't nice outside right now.
You know what I mean. Unless you absolutely have to go out, you stay in, but what do you do inside?
My people are currently munching on snacks while they try to clear programs off their DVR.
Me? IT'S JOKE TIME!⏰

Say what you want about Captain Hook.

I know he's the villain in Peter Pan but you must admit, he ran his entire pirating operation single handedly.

I wish someone would invent Quiet Tennis.
It'd be like the regular game, except without the racquet.🎾
Hey, if the players aren't going to let me chase the ball, why should they get to have all the fun?

Hang in there!

After a good night's sleep, a couple walk into their kitchen and find a mess.
Wife: "What’s with all this stir fry on the counter?”
Husband: “Oh my. I must have been sleep wokking again."

The trouble with living alone is that it is always your turn to do dishes.🍽

Did you hear about corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines.

If you're like me, does elevator music bother you on so many levels?

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.