SUNDAY FUNNIES: ODDS AND ENDS

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!

It's been a ruff time here at The Free Choice E-Zine while we waited for our esteemed Editor-In-Chief to return from the hospital.

For one thing, he's the only who had a key to the office, let alone knew the computer password!

But Lee's back and in time things will hopefully return to normal around here.

Which would be a vast improvement from how they were before Lee went to the hospital! 😉

In any event myself, Piper D. Katt and the usual Free Choice Staff (Lee, himself, and him) are all happy he's home and on the road to recovery.

Unfortunately I wasn't sure exactly when that would happen, so my presentation this week is just some jokes I've dug up in the past and haven't had a chance to use yet.

But without further adieu...

If humans complain when there is a fly in their soup, do frogs🐸 complain when there isn't one?

If you boil a funny bone, does it becomes laughing stock?

If so, is it humerus?

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

A red house is made of Red Bricks. A white house is made of White bricks

What is a green house made of?

Glass.  

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

And on that note♫, next weekend Piper D. Katt and I will be teaming up for our annual HALLOWEEN HUMOR, which should be especially fun since October 31🎃 is actually a Sunday this year!

So until then have a great week.

Take care.

STAY SAFE!😷

WELCOME BACK LEE!😀
And please be here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: THE 2020 OFFICE PARTY! (Christmas jokes)

Autumn, out in the field

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!

Because of current events 😷, through the magic of the Internet we've got the whole gang here today via different telecoms.

So without further adieu may I present my co-hostess Piper D. Katt and our esteemed Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior as we sit in front of our respective computers and tell Christmas jokes. Ready?

Piper's 1st E-zine Christmas!

Yes, I'll say we are.

OKAY! Let's do this!

When he's not wearing his red suit, does Santa🎅 keep his uniform in the Claus-et?

Shouldn't that be CLAWS-et?

What do pirates say to Santa when they see him?

YO HO HO HO!

Is Santa rich because he invests in the stockings market?

Well, he's got to make money somehow. He only works one day a year.

Is it true there is only one fruitcake in the world and it's been in circulation since first baked?

I don't know about that, but it'd be WAY too easy to go political with this joke, so moving on...

A 4-year-old boy gave his dad a handmade card for Father’s Day. The guy seriously considered only

drawing the kid a picture of some toys for Christmas until his wife talked him out of it.

Good for her!

Yeah. What kind of joke is that, anyway?

Better than going back to the political fruitcakes. Moving on...

How come all we ever sing are Christmas Carols? What about Jill? And Lisa? And—

What do you call coffee loving reindeer?🦌

Star bucks!

I love Frosty the Snowman.⛄ He's so cool!

And on that note♫ everybody, please have a great week.

We know you may not get to physically travel to see your loved ones, but there's always Skype or Zoom!

Take Care.

STAY SAFE!😷

And please be back with us next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!

AtP, PDK, lhjr.