Sunday, November 7, 2021

SUNDAY FUNNIES: LIFE'S DICTIONARY

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here as The Sunday Funnies' hostess schedule gets back to its regular rotation for the time being.
Now, for those of you who are not aware of this, us cats are far smarter than we let on. 😉
I watch television, usually from being perched on top of the set trying to nap when my human family wants to use it.
I listen to the radio, usually when I'm in the room with someone who already has it on because purrsonally I prefer peace and quiet for my naps.
But the main point here is that I do pick up on the meanings of words that you wouldn't think a feline should know.
For example...

PURRAMEDIC: (Emergency) Medical Service for felines. This is my people's "polite" word for the V-E-T. Regardless of what term they use, it's someone I don't really want to see because of the
THERMOMETER: A cold object designed to report the current status of your internal body heat and always stuck someplace it shouldn't be!

BLABADOR: A retriever who barks all the time.
"Life's Dictionary? That book's here some place!"

WIRELAND: Robot vacation destination, although why they would want to visit the mess of cables behind either the Entertainment Center or the Computer desk is beyond me.

BRAINDEER: Intelligent fawns, bucks, does, and stags; with the most elite of the bunch working for that guy in the red suit at the North Pole.🎅

KALEFORNIA: Cabbage Capital of the United States.

BASIL: Pestomistic herb.

FUMIGATOR: An angry reptile. Then again, I've yet to meet a nice reptile, so what do I know.

SADAGASCAR: A very unhappy island, not to be confused with MADAGASCAR, which is an always angry island. 😉

SPARSLEY: A small amount of garnish sprig. But if you're only going to use a small amount, why bother putting any on the plate to begin with?

On that note♫, have a great week everybody!
Take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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