Now, for those of you who are not aware of this, us cats are far smarter than we let on. 😉
I watch television, usually from being perched on top of the set trying to nap when my human family wants to use it.
I listen to the radio, usually when I'm in the room with someone who already has it on because purrsonally I prefer peace and quiet for my naps.
But the main point here is that I do pick up on the meanings of words that you wouldn't think a feline should know.
For example...
PURRAMEDIC: (Emergency) Medical Service for felines. This is my people's "polite" word for the V-E-T. Regardless of what term they use, it's someone I don't really want to see because of the
THERMOMETER: A cold object designed to report the current status of your internal body heat and always stuck someplace it shouldn't be!
BLABADOR: A retriever who barks all the time.
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| "Life's Dictionary? That book's here some place!" |
WIRELAND: Robot vacation destination, although why they would want to visit the mess of cables behind either the Entertainment Center or the Computer desk is beyond me.
BRAINDEER: Intelligent fawns, bucks, does, and stags; with the most elite of the bunch working for that guy in the red suit at the North Pole.🎅
KALEFORNIA: Cabbage Capital of the United States.
BASIL: Pestomistic herb.
FUMIGATOR: An angry reptile. Then again, I've yet to meet a nice reptile, so what do I know.
SADAGASCAR: A very unhappy island, not to be confused with MADAGASCAR, which is an always angry island. 😉
SPARSLEY: A small amount of garnish sprig. But if you're only going to use a small amount, why bother putting any on the plate to begin with?
On that note♫, have a great week everybody!
Take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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