Sunday, November 13, 2022


 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here.

Now, if anyone can explain weather to me, please do so!
Yesterday it was nice and warm in the 70s where I live.
Today it's miserable and rainy and barely in the 40s with the weather forecaster not predicting it getting any higher for the rest of this week as well as each night's low being below freezing.
It seems to me like we totally skipped Fall and went straight to Winter.
But that still doesn't stop me from telling the Fall jokes I have. Ready?

How do you mend a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?

Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Here's hoping the airlines don't lose their luggage. 😼

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for his miserable summer.

What has ears but can’t hear a thing?
A cornfield.
What reads and lives in an apple?🍎
A bookworm.

What did one leaf🍂 say to another?
I’m falling for you.

What is a tree’s least favorite month?

What did the little tree say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone.

What kind of coat goes on wet?
A coat of paint.

What runs around a farm but doesn’t move?
A fence.

Why do trees hate tests?
Because they get stumped by the questions.

Why did the scarecrow win a medal?🥇
He was outstanding in his field.

How do trees get onto the internet?
Easy, they just LOG in.

So on that note♫ have a great week everybody.
Hope you stay warm and dry whether you are.
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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