SUNDAY FUNNIES: FALL FUNNIES

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here.

Now, if anyone can explain weather to me, please do so!

Yesterday it was nice and warm in the 70s where I live.

Today it's miserable and rainy and barely in the 40s with the weather forecaster not predicting it getting any higher for the rest of this week as well as each night's low being below freezing.

It seems to me like we totally skipped Fall and went straight to Winter.

But that still doesn't stop me from telling the Fall jokes I have. Ready?

How do you mend a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch!

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?

Fall.

Why do birds fly south in the Fall?

Because it’s too far to walk.

Here's hoping the airlines don't lose their luggage. 😼

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

Your teeth.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Squash.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for his miserable summer.

What has ears but can’t hear a thing?

A cornfield.

What reads and lives in an apple?🍎

A bookworm.

What did one leaf🍂 say to another?

I’m falling for you.

What is a tree’s least favorite month?

Sep-Timber!

What did the little tree say to the big tree?

Leaf me alone.

What kind of coat goes on wet?

A coat of paint.

What runs around a farm but doesn’t move?

A fence.

Why do trees hate tests?

Because they get stumped by the questions.

Why did the scarecrow win a medal?🥇

He was outstanding in his field.

How do trees get onto the internet?

Easy, they just LOG in.

So on that note♫ have a great week everybody.

Hope you stay warm and dry whether you are.

STAY SAFE!😷

And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: FALL FUNNIES

It's "my" season!

Hello Everybody!
Autumn the Puppy here, coming at you at the beginning of Fall, or Autumn if you prefer. 😉
A lot of good things happen in the fall.🍂
The new TV season starts. Baseball prepares to enter the playoffs, although some people are enjoying the start of football season as well as looking forward to the beginnings of basketball and hockey, but let's face it.
Autumn is also that special time of year when the leaves begin to change color before they leave the trees and you're hopefully no longer able to cook your meals on a hot sidewalk after a long and grueling summer.
So with that in mind, here's some nice autumnal jokes from yours truly.

If money💲💰 really did grow on trees🌳, fall would be everyone’s favorite season.

Why do birds🐦 fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.

Yes, I'm a pink elephant. Does my color matter?

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a lousy summer.

What did the tree say to the new fall season?
Leaf me alone.

How does an elephant🐘 get out of a tree🌳?
It sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.
But what I'm wondering is: how did the elephant🐘 get up that tree to begin with?

What is the best direction for leaves to fall?
Down, especially if they don't land in your yard.

What did one autumn leaf say to the other?
I’m falling for you.

What is the cutest season of the year?
Awwwtumn.

Thanks everybody. Have a great week and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—AtP.