SUNDAY FUNNIES: FALL FUNNIES

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here.

Now, if anyone can explain weather to me, please do so!

Yesterday it was nice and warm in the 70s where I live.

Today it's miserable and rainy and barely in the 40s with the weather forecaster not predicting it getting any higher for the rest of this week as well as each night's low being below freezing.

It seems to me like we totally skipped Fall and went straight to Winter.

But that still doesn't stop me from telling the Fall jokes I have. Ready?

How do you mend a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch!

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?

Fall.

Why do birds fly south in the Fall?

Because it’s too far to walk.

Here's hoping the airlines don't lose their luggage. 😼

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

Your teeth.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Squash.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for his miserable summer.

What has ears but can’t hear a thing?

A cornfield.

What reads and lives in an apple?🍎

A bookworm.

What did one leaf🍂 say to another?

I’m falling for you.

What is a tree’s least favorite month?

Sep-Timber!

What did the little tree say to the big tree?

Leaf me alone.

What kind of coat goes on wet?

A coat of paint.

What runs around a farm but doesn’t move?

A fence.

Why do trees hate tests?

Because they get stumped by the questions.

Why did the scarecrow win a medal?🥇

He was outstanding in his field.

How do trees get onto the internet?

Easy, they just LOG in.

So on that note♫ have a great week everybody.

Hope you stay warm and dry whether you are.

STAY SAFE!😷

And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: FALL IN!

 Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!

Fall officially began September 22 here in the Northern Hemisphere.

All you folks below the equator are now approaching the end of your respective Winter and nearing Spring. However that works out.

The only things I know for sure are that the days are getting shorter here, which also means they're getting colder because the sun isn't out as much as it used to be back in the Summer months and the leaves are starting to change colors.

In any event, I also know that means it's time for some Fall themed jokes. Ready?

How should Humans dress for Fall?

Preferably warm, but most think they should put on their pajamas and go back to bed. 

Glad I don't have to rake all those leaves!

♫Hello darkness, my old friend. Soon you’ll start at 5 PM.♫

When the high winds blew the sweater off the clothes line, it was a cardigone!

Autumn is when people drag out their Winter clothes and see what kind of Summer fun the moths had.

My people got tired of looking at all the leaves in our yard, so they closed the curtains.

Me, I'm trying to bury them, but it's going to take a MUCH bigger hole than I first thought!

My head human can hardly wait until the grass turns brown to match the leaves. Then he won't have to more it again till next year. 😉

Image courtesy of the Robert Frost Travel Agency.
Hope you get the reference.

This is an exciting Autumn. Athletes are breaking records in various sports and our political candidates are breaking records for the most campaign promises they don't intend to keep.

It's Fall. That time when the colors change from green to red to gold.

And that's just in your swimming pool.

Don't you think it's time to clean it out for the season?

Autumn is also a season for big decisions.

Like whether or not it's too late to start Spring cleaning.

Now for today's lawn and garden tip.

If you haven't found the hedge trimmer yet, forget it.

It's almost time to start looking for the leaf rake.

So on that note♫, have a great week everybody.

Take care.
STAY SAFE!😷

And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: FALL HUMOR (misc. seasonal jokes)

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

It's a fine fall day here as I sit in one of my many sunny spots. A dining room window sill at the moment, but that will change as the day progresses.

Despite the clear skies and the warm sunshine, the days are getting colder as the leaves change colors.

Glad I'm an indoor cat because while they may look fun to romp in as my people's kids are doing right now, you never know what's inside them.

Probably a lot of dirt and mud that I'm better off without.

Cat's eye view

Their dad doesn't look too happy that his children are destroying his precious leaf pile, but then maybe he never should have raked them up to begin with.

After all, they looked like a natural blanket just laying across the lawn.

Of course in time the trees will be totally bare as winter arrives.

But enough of my stray thoughts. It's time for some fun!

My people operated on a pumpkin yesterday.

I didn't even know it was sick.

But they took a lot of yucky stuff out from inside it and now it's kind of hollow.

Considering it never once said "Hello" to me, I thought that pumpkin was kind of empty headed to begin with.

Not sure about sleeping inside the darn thing because it has this weird look on its face now. 🎃

Winter Harvesting

What did the tree say to fall?

Leaf me alone.

Do pumpkin patches repair broken pumpkins?

What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?

The Great Barrier Leaf.

Why do lions🦁 move at the end of every summer?

Because the pride goeth before the fall!

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for a lousy summer!

And on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!😷

And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.