SUNDAY FUNNIES: SLEEPING DOGS AND OTHER STUFF

Yawn.

I mean, HELLO EVERYBODY!

Koda Canine here!

As you can see by the candid phot someone took with their cellphone (and I'll deal with them later) it isn't much of a day where I'm at.

Barely in the 30s with an expected low tonight in the teens and a steady but strong wind right now.
Is it any wonder I'm just stretching out on the couch in my new dog jacket trying to stay warm and snuggly while attempting to catch 40 winks.

Think I only managed about 27 but anyway...

You're here for jokes and I'm here to tell them.

Don't you like how that works out?

Now then...

What do they call ice carvings when they melt?

I have no idea.

Then again, I don't think any of the outdoor displays have to worry about that before the end of the year at the earliest.

Except for missing all the holidays, I always thought bears🐻🧸🐻 had the right idea about winter.

SLEEP THROUGH IT!

You know it's cold outside when even the criminals stay home!

What's huge, gray, and can put people to sleep?

A hypno-potamus. 🦛

Did you hear about the criminal who stole a calendar?

He got six months.

Do people run around their beds to catch up on their sleep?

Why was the snowman⛄ going through the carrots🥕🥕 in the produce department?

He was picking his nose.

If you accidentally sleep on your Smart Phone, do you download a nap? 😉

What kind of ball doesn't bounce?

A snowball!

Have you heard the joke about the bed?

It hasn't been made yet because I'm still in it.

And on that note♫, our esteemed Editor-In-Chief will be hosting next weekend while Piper D. Katt and I enjoy the Thanksgiving weekend off here in the United States.

So take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.