SUNDAY FUNNIES: FALL FUNNIES

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here.

Now, if anyone can explain weather to me, please do so!

Yesterday it was nice and warm in the 70s where I live.

Today it's miserable and rainy and barely in the 40s with the weather forecaster not predicting it getting any higher for the rest of this week as well as each night's low being below freezing.

It seems to me like we totally skipped Fall and went straight to Winter.

But that still doesn't stop me from telling the Fall jokes I have. Ready?

How do you mend a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch!

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?

Fall.

Why do birds fly south in the Fall?

Because it’s too far to walk.

Here's hoping the airlines don't lose their luggage. 😼

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

Your teeth.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Squash.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for his miserable summer.

What has ears but can’t hear a thing?

A cornfield.

What reads and lives in an apple?🍎

A bookworm.

What did one leaf🍂 say to another?

I’m falling for you.

What is a tree’s least favorite month?

Sep-Timber!

What did the little tree say to the big tree?

Leaf me alone.

What kind of coat goes on wet?

A coat of paint.

What runs around a farm but doesn’t move?

A fence.

Why do trees hate tests?

Because they get stumped by the questions.

Why did the scarecrow win a medal?🥇

He was outstanding in his field.

How do trees get onto the internet?

Easy, they just LOG in.

So on that note♫ have a great week everybody.

Hope you stay warm and dry whether you are.

STAY SAFE!😷

And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: NOVEMBER 13, 2021

😎FUN FACT

🦒Giraffes🦒 have only bottom teeth.

TRIVIA TIME⌚

What series originally opened with Bill Haley and the Comets’ ♫Rock Around The Clock♫ before developing its own theme song?

COMMON BONDS

The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?

01. {James, Bacon}

02. {Susan, Pea}

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the November 6, 2021 Puzzle Corner.

FAMOUS FIRSTS🥇

Which cartoon character was the first to get their own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

While many have received this honor, Mickey Mouse was the first back in 1978.

REBUS

Something familiar is represented in the image below. Do you know what it is?

Pink Floyd’s ♫Another Brick In The Wall♫

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CHEERING THE CROWD (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here.
For some reason, I got this strange e-mail telling me I needed to be EXTRA funny today because of the cruel joke played on America last Tuesday.
Being a baby dragon, I'm not sure what that's all about, but I'm ALWAYS funny, so here goes...

An irrelevant irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.

* What do you call a fake noodle?
An imposta.

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
Then again, as long as I get to eat both...

Trying to keep himself together...

Did you hear that Doctor Frankenstein once entered a body building competition?
Unfortunately he didn't win because he seriously misunderstood the objective.

There is a theory that no two people see color the same way.
Does that mean color is a pigment of our imagination?
And the bull gets very angry when the Matador makes fun of  his inability to see red when the matador waves that red cape.

Don't you hate it when you go to the kitchen for food, and all you find is ingredients?

So many herbs, so little thyme.

What did Momma cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture bed time.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will break in and clean them?

And on that note♫, try to have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.