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That's right Piper because while Valentine's Day 💕is this coming Friday February 14, tonight is the annual showdown of the Super Bowl, I mean—the Big Game🏈 because we're not an official sponsor of the event.
It's okay Koda. If we were talking a food bowl, I'd be all over it but I've never really gotten into football.
Me neither because they bounce funny and taste awful despite allegedly being made out of pigskin.
In any event, it's time for the jokes. Ready? Hut one! Hut two!
What hut? Where? I'm not going outside in this cold weather!
I had a wonderful date last night.
Tonight I will try a Fig.
Where do you find love in a grocery store?
Aisle B… there for you.
What did the snail🐌 say on Valentine's Day when his call went to voicemail?
♫I just crawled to say I love you.♫
What did the paper clip📎 say to the magnet?🧲
"I find you very attractive."
And of course, since there is a humongous football🏈 game later tonight as we post this, let's not forget that classic comedy routine by Andy Griffith, What It Was, Was Football.
As usual, we present the following YouTube video (which we did not create or post but are sharing in the spirit of friendly entertainment) featuring Mr. Griffith performing his routine with the accompanying illustrations by G. Woodbridge from when it was adapted for Mad magazine.
And remember: In a relationship, you just can't do what you want. You always have to think about how it will effect your partner.💑
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and one of us will be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—PDK & KC.
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