Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
It's been busy the last couple of weeks between teaming up with Piper D. Katt first for International Star Wars Day May 4 and then Mothers' Day this past weekend, but I'm a solo act this time so let's get right to the jokes.
Ready?
If I have to have a dog license to go anywhere off of my people's property, why can't I drive their car to do so?
Then again, I already know how to be a dog so why do I need a license in the first place?
If a stadium sells hot dogs🌭🌭 for $3 each during a game—and when was the last time you saw fast food that cheap during a sporting event to begin with?—then does that make it a Three Dog Night?
♫Howl does your light shine, in the halls of Shambalah?♫
If the famous psychologist Ivan Pavlov thinks he conditioned dogs to respond whenever he rang a bell🔔, did he ever stop to think that every time he rang that bell, he also fed the dogs?
So who trained who?
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| The RUNT of the litter. |
Why did the guy call his dogs Timex and Rolex?
Because they were his watch dogs.
Did you hear about the guy who threw a ball for his dog?
It was a bit extravagant, but the height of the social season that year.
Why can't humans hear dog whistles?
Because dogs can't whistle.
Never by dogs from a locksmith.
When you get them home, they make a bolt for the door!
And remember, not all dogs are good boys like me because some are girls.
On that note♫ a couple of programming announcements.
Piper and I are both off next weekend because of the Memorial holiday here in the United States.
Out Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior will be covering our shift and hopefully he'll be funny.
That means her next Catty Celebrity Citings and my next Weekend Pupdate will be after our Father's Day team up in June.
In any event, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
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