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You have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here because we actually get to tell Star Wars based jokes on International Star Wars Day!
That's right Piper! As many of you already know, today is May the Fourth.
Star Wars fans around the world have proclaimed it International Star Wars Day, and the movement has gained momentum ever since.
May the Fourth.
May the Force be with you.
Get it?
Actually, it's May the Farce be with us because it's joke time!
Even a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, the most evil person in the universe was a career politician.
It turns out that Chewbacca is originally from Wisconsin. He was born in Milwookie.
I tried to make some Wookie cookies. They were not Chewy enough.
A Sales Clerk to Customer: "RETURN of the Jedi is not possible without RECEIPT of the Jedi."
A wife got mad at her husband because, in her opinion, he had too much Star Wars merchandise.
“It’s either all that junk or me!” she yelled.
He just looked at her and replied, “May the divorce be with you.”
What do you call Storm Troopers playing cards?
A game of clones!
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Do Star Wars fans going shopping at the Darth Maul?
Darth Vader once tried to make cookies, but he burnt them.
They were a bit on the dark side.
Is that droid hungry?
No. BB-8.
Have you met Darth’s wife, Ella Vader?
Why do Ewoks never shout in the house?
Because they always use their Endor voice.
Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because they're always making new friends!
What is the favorite vehicle of Jedi Masters?
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Toy Yodas.🐸
If you are dating a girl who does not like Star Wars puns, then you're looking for love in Alderaan places.
Since Disney now owns the Lucas Films properties (and the reason why we can't post official Star Wars images), what is Darth Vader's favorite song?
♪ When you wish upon a death star... ♫
Two Storm Troopers part company when suddenly one fires upon the other.
"Why did you do that?" the first Storm Trooper asks, thankful to still be alive.
The second Storm Trooper replies, "I just wanted you to know that I will always miss you."
The Sunday Funnies WILL return May 11 when Koda and I team up for MOTHER'S DAY, but we don't get to actually tell Star Wars jokes on the Sunday Funnies again until May 4, 2031!
REALLY? GEEZ! In any event, on that note♫, May the Force Farce/Fourth be with you. 😉
PDK & KC.
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