I've done this twice before but it's time once again for some more Chuck Norris Chuckles.
The Martial Arts Master turned Actor somehow became the subject of jokes throughout the years and he doesn't seem to mind the humor.
In any event, while the accompanying images are repeats the jokes are new.
Ready?
Chuck Norris can turn invisible, but only when no one is looking. 
Chuck Norris once strangled a bad guy with a cordless phone.
Facebook deleted Chuck Norris’ account, so Chuck Norris deleted Facebook.
Chuck Norris ran an entire marathon backwards so he could see what second place looked like.
Chuck Norris had a fight with himself. He won.
Yet if Chuck Norris' reflection and shadow fought, would would lose?
During the historic Apollo 11 mission, Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.
Chuck Norris called NASA and told them to get off his lawn.
Chuck Norris learned that Nothing could kill him, so he tracked Nothing down and killed it first.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form because he will never submit.
Chuck Norris can rub two ice cubes together to start a fire.
Chuck Norris can rub two fires together and get a stick.
When he cooks, one of Chuck Norris's signature dishes he loves to serve is chops.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug.
The bear isn't dead.
It just lies on the floor afraid to move.
I still don't know who created the two images but they're still funny.
Before we go, while other countries have their own version, Memorial Day in the United States was originally created to honor those who have or are currently serving within the various branches of the military.
Especially those who gave their lives defending this country.
Contrary to the belief of some, it is not the start of Summer nor a reason for retailers to hold a big sales event.
So please take a moment May 27 to thank those that made it possible to still have your picnic, cookout, ballgame or whatever.
One of our regular hosts will be back next weekend.
Until then, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next time for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.
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