Showing posts with label Happy Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Happy Halloween. Show all posts

Saturday, October 25, 2025

THE PUZZLE CORNER: OCTOBER 25, 2025

 😎FUN FACT

TRICK OR TREAT!
Halloween🎃 themed enigmas are really neat!

REBUS
Something familiar is represented in the image below.
Do you know what it is?



THE LETTER SHUFFLE
How many new words can you make out of the letters in Halloween?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the October 18, 2025 Puzzle Corner.

THE 50/50 CHANCE

Just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question except there are only two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?
TRUE or FALSE: The Betty Crocker icon is based upon a real person.
FALSE. Betty Crocker is totally fictitious.

BEFORE AND AFTER
Two separate items share at least one word, and so can be combined to create something new. Based upon the clue below, do you know what the new thing is?
A woman’s magazine’s original readership? = Vanity Fair Lady. (Vanity Fair, Fair Lady)

Sunday, October 29, 2023

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2023

 HELLO EVERYBODY!

Today you have BOTH Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we present our annual Halloween Holiday Hijinks!🎃

Is that right Piper? I thought we were just going to tell Halloween themed jokes together. Nobody told me anything about hijinks.

It's just a figure of speech Koda, but let's get started.

What kind of a witch always feeds you?
A sand-witch.

How do you make a milkshake on Halloween?
Give it a good scare!

Are Jack O'Lanterns 🎃🎃Irish?
I wonder if they're related to Patti O'Furniture?

Where do ghosts👻👻 go on vacation?
Mali-boo.

Did you know mummies are afraid to go on vacation?
They dread unwinding.
Maybe, but I know their favorite music is wrap.

Is being kissed by a vampire🧛 a pain in the neck?

What flowers do monster's grow?
Mara-ghouls.

Did you know that witches refuse to ride their brooms🧹🧹 when angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.

Spiders🕷🕷 are great computer💻 users because they love surfing the web!🕸🕸

What are pirates afraid of on Halloween?
The Ghost Guard!

If vampires believe in having pets, then they probably own bloodhounds.
Really? I always thought Owls🦉🦉 would be better for them considering they only work nights.
Moving on...

Everyone always wonders about the chickens🐔🐥, but why did the skeleton💀 NOT cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do so.

What plants like Halloween the most?
Bam-Boo!

Why did the police officer👮 ticket the ghost on Halloween?
It didn't have a haunting license!
So on that note𝅘𝅥𝅯, we hope everyone has a safe and happy Halloween🎃 Tuesday night.
Take care.
Have a great week and one of us will be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.

Sunday, October 31, 2021

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2021

I'm not lion. 😉
 HELLO EVERYBODY!
Neither am I. 😉

 Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND
Piper D. Katt here as we celebrate HALLOWEEN!🎃

That's right Autumn. I've been looking forward to this for quite awhile now, although it would have been great last year if not for that {censored} pandemic because not only was Halloween on a Saturday night, but we had a full moon🌕 as well!

Sigh. I know Piper. But there's no use crying over a spilt water dish.
We're here now and it's joke time!
Ready?

For Halloween, I am going as a “former gifted child.”
The whole costume is gonna be people asking me “What are you supposed to be?” and me saying “I was supposed to be many things.” 

What is the best cheese to serve at Halloween?
Muenster!

A vampire’s🧛 favorite ice cream flavor is veinilla.

Doctor Frankenstein entered a body building competition and discovered he had seriously misunderstood the objective.😉

Ghosts'👻 favorite California city is Maliboo.

 A man tells his therapist, “I’ve conquered my fear of ghosts.” 
The therapist replies, “That’s the spirit.”
"What? Where?" the guy asks, as he dives under couch.

After the marriage ceremony, the spiders🕷🕷 were newly webs.🕸🕸

A well dressed lupine is a wear wolf.🐺

What is a mathematician's favorite Halloween treat?
Pumpkin Pi!𝛑

On that note♫ take care!
STAY SAFE! 😷
Please Trick or Treat Carefully!
Have a great week!
And don't forget to return next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP & PDK.

Saturday, October 31, 2015

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: OCTOBER 25-31, 2015

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
FOR THOSE PARTICIPATING, DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME ENDS TONIGHT.
NOVEMBER 1st IS ALL SAINTS DAY & NATIONAL DAY IN ALGERIA.
NOVEMBER 2nd IS "THE DAY OF THE DEAD".
NOVEMBER 3rd IS ELECTION DAY IN THE UNITED STATES.
PANAMA CELEBRATES ITS INDEPENDENCE DAY NOVEMBER 3rd.
NOVEMBER 5th IS GUY FAWKES DAY.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE WORLD THIS PAST WEEK...
*European countries are coordinating efforts with the European Union and the United Nations to help all the refugees fleeing terrorism in the Middle East.
*A commercial Russian aircraft crashed on its way to Egypt, losing all aboard in the process. Authorities are investigating the cause of the incident.
*Bidhya Devi Bhandari has been elected Nepal's first female President.
*The People's Republic of China has announced that henceforth, it will allow families to have TWO children instead of one.
*Argentina's Presidential election will be decided in a run off in late November 2015.
*The results of the 2015 Presidential election in Haiti may not be known until late November 2015.
*Jimmy Morales is the new President-elect of Guatemala.
*Alassane Ouattara has been re-elected President of the Ivory Coast.
*The territorial dispute over navigating the waters around China's artificial islands in the South China Sea continues.
*Somebody is poisoning elephants in Zimbabwe.
*Scientists fear some areas of the Persian Gulf may become uninhabitable within a century, due to global warming and climate change.

TERRIBLE TERRORIST ACTIVITIES...
*Fighting against terrorist forces continues in Libya, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Syria, and other regions of the Middle East.
*Direct military attacks seem to be the "weapon dujour" for terrorist forces this past week.

PASSING PARADE...
*Character actor Al Molinaro (Happy Days, The Odd Couple) has taken his last bow on life's stage.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...
POLITICALLY...
*Remember when Congress cut funding to America's foreign embassies, but then needed a scapegoat after Benghazi was attacked?
*Republican Paul Ryan is the new Speaker of the House.
*Hoping to avoid another government shutdown, Congress has sent a budget to President Obama for his consideration.
*Ben Carson is the current front runner in the race for the 2016 Republican Presidential nomination. Donald Trump is second, with the first primaries not scheduled until January.
*The election to determine Louisana's next governor will be decided in a run off in late November 2015.
ELSEWHERE...
*Changes in the Social Security system are scheduled to occur as of January 1, 2016.
*As if police departments across the country don't have enough bad publicity to begin with, an off-duty officer in Hawaii arrested a lesbian couple for kissing in public!
*The Batmobile from the 1966-68 Batman television series is for sale. Asking price? $5 million dollars.
*Wal-mart's plans to reorganize merchandise are not sitting well with suppliers.
*The owners of Hobby Lobby are under federal investigation for allegedly obtaining religious artifacts illegally.
*Just in time for Halloween. A witch says a warlock is harassing her.

For more news at any time, either scroll down to our IN OTHER NEWS feature at the bottom of your screen or visit any other reputable news source.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2015

Waxy in disguise?
Autumn in disguise?
HELLO EVERYBODY!
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here for our annual Halloween gag-a-thon!
All treats, no tricks, with plenty of jokes so let's get right to the fun!


Who is the most famous person in Ireland on Halloween?
Jack O'Lantern. 

What kind of dog does Dracula have? 
A Bloodhound.

Why don't mummies take vacations? 
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind. 


Where does a ghost go on vacation? 
Maliboo, California.

What type of monster really loves dance music? 

The boogieman! 

What do baby ghosts wear on their feet? 
Boo-ties! 

When does a skeleton laugh? 
When something tickles his funny bone.

What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist? 
He was repossessed. 

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? 
Boo boos. 

Why don't angry witches ride their brooms? 
They're afraid of flying off the handle 

Why wasn't there any food left at the monster party? 
Because everyone was a goblin. 

What do you use to mend a broken jack-o-lantern? 
A pumpkin patch.

Why did the spider crawl across the computer screen? 
He was trying to find the Web.

What is the tallest building in Transylvania? 
The Vampire State Building.

Why do witches use brooms to fly on? 
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike? 
A skeleton staff took over. 

Hear about the musical ghost? 
He wrote haunting melodies.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a ghost? 
Vanishing cream!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? 
Because he didn't have the guts! 

What do you call a witch stood in Poison Ivy? 

Itchy Witchy!! 

Why couldn't the witches play baseball?
Because they had the wrong bat!

What flowers grow in a ghost's garden?
Maraghouls.

What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You sure are Boo-tiful!

What do you get if you divide the circumference  of a pumpkin by its diameter? 
Pumpkin pi! 

Well, that's all the time we have for this weekend. Have a great week, along with a super and safe Halloween, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP & wd.

Sunday, October 26, 2014

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY HALLOWEEN (2014 edition)


Autumn dressed as Waxy?
Waxy dressed as Autumn?
Hello all you lucky people. Today you have BOTH Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here to celebrate Halloween!
Yes, we know it isn't until the 31st, but considering our next Sunday Funnies would be dated November 2nd, and we'll take any excuse we can to go Trick or Treating...
Anyway, on with the jokes!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?
"Wait a minute!" screams Waxy. "You promised me there'd be no math today."
"Don't worry Waxy. This is funny."
The answer is: Pumpkin Pi(e)!

"Okay. What kind of dog does Dracula have?" asked Waxy.
"Geez. A bloodhound," replied Autumn. "Next."

Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!

What's a mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap.

Why did the spider crawl across the computer?
He was trying to find the web.

Why was Cinderella bad a basketball?
She had a pumpkin for a coach.

Why don't mummies take a vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.

What flowers grow in a ghost's garden?
Maraghouls!

Why did the witch ride the broom?
The vacuum cleaner was broken.

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the Halloween party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

What monster really loves to dance?
The boogie man!

Is kissing a vampire really a pain in the neck?

What happened when the guy didn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed!

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Who is the most famous person in Ireland on Halloween?
Jack O'lantern.

Why did they run out of food at the monsters' Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.

What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appetite!

What is the tallest building in Transylvania?
The Vampire State Building.

There was a ghost that was so dumb...
"How dumb was he?" asked Autumn.
"This ghost was so dumb, that he climbed over walls instead of going through them!" said Waxy.

And on that note, have a great week everybody!
Trick or Treat safely, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--WD and AtP.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

THE PUZZLE CORNER: OCTOBER 26, 2013

I was working in the lab, late one night...
This year marks the 195th anniversary of Mary Shelley's classic novel Frankenstein.
With Halloween fast approaching, I'd thought it appropriate to celebrate with a little quiz.

"Frankly, I didn't think anyone cared."

01. What is the subtitle of Shelley's novel?
02. What is the official name of our honoree?
03. Who was the very first actor to portray our honoree on the silver screen?
04. TWO actors have portrayed our honoree THREE times in movies. Can you name them both?
05. Who was the first actor to officially portray our honoree on television?
06. Who was the first actor to officially portray our honoree in a comedic role?
07. Who was the first actor to portray our honoree when the movies had the character cross paths with another monster?

We'll reveal all next weekend.
But for now, let's take a peek inside THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results of our Puzzle Corner from October 19, 2013.

REBUS
Something very familiar is represented by the image below.  
Do you know what it is?

H I J K L M N O

H20, more commonly known as water.
The letters H to O are listed above.

FAMOUS FIRSTS
When was the very first concert featuring rock and roll music?

Alan Freed, the disc jockey accredited with coining the phrase, hosted the very first rock and roll concert on March 21, 1952. The Moondog Coronation Ball was held at the Cleveland Arena in Cleveland, Ohio USA; which is why the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Museum is there. Paul Williams (no, not that one) and his Hucklebuckers were to share the stage with 'Tiny' Grimes and the Rocking Highlanders, but the event never got to be completed due to the huge overcrowding of the venue.
Just goes to show how popular the genre is, even in its infancy.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

"Shh! I'm in disguise!"
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!
Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
I'm wearing my Halloween costume right now because my favorite candy day is coming up!
I have to admit, the tail is a little tight and I can't really flap my wings as much as I would prefer to, but it still is a neat costume, don't you think?
I was originally thinking about dressing up as somebody from Scooby Doo, then I wouldn't have to wait until midnight to unmask everybody, but if I do that then they might not give me any chocolate, and I want all I can get!
Meanwhile, it's joke time, so here are some fun Halloween facts!

Did you know that the most famous Halloween figure in Ireland is Jack O'Lantern?

Dracula's favorite dog is the blood hound.

Did you know skeletons's are great musicians? While most prefer the trombone, some are good at the drums because they like hitting those skins!

Mummies favorite music style is wrap!

The circumference of a pumpkin, divided by its diameter, equals pumpkin pi.

Did you know that witches fly on brooms because vacuum cleaners are too heavy to achieve lift off? But they're great for cleaning!
"Here I am! Where's the chocolate?"

Vampires love baseball, but all they ever want to do is bat.

Phantoms love the roller ghosters at amusement parks!

Well, that's all the time and space I have for this weekend. Stay safe, Trick and Treat responsibly, and we'll be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!-wd.