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Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we celebrate Halloween🎃 a little early with this week's installment of The Sunday Funnies considering that Halloween isn't until this Friday.
That's right Piper. I'm not exactly sure where we are at the moment considering you wanted the lights off for an authentic Halloween experience, but it's joke time.
Ready?
What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
IAN.
There is no denying that Albert Einstein was a genius.
However, his brother Frank was a monster.
Do you think that Elections should be held on Halloween so every count votes?🧛
In Transylvania, Cyndi Lauper's big hit is ♫Ghouls Just Want To Have Fun.♫
Witches are bad at math but they're very good at spelling.
The only way I can be good at magic is if I use a spell check.
Moving on...
If you put holy water in a humidifier, could the room become a gas chamber for vampires?
I don't know, but bats🦇🦇 are just Halloween butterflies.
Hypnotists travel by public Trance-portation.
I always get confused with the difference between Elves, Pixies, Fairies, Sprites, etc.
I guess I don't understand the gnomenclature.
Where do ghosts buy their candy?
At the Ghost-ery store.
If you don’t pay an exorcist, can you be repossessed?
There are no such thing as Vampires.
Unless you Count Dracula.🧛
And now, here's an actual treat we found, verified by the poster on Facebook, that was created by the legendary Adam West!
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.
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| Piper D. Katt |
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| Koda Canine |
What do you mean?
I turned them off before we started today's routine.
But I never touched them.
YOU DIDN'T???
👻HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
