SUNDAY FUNNIES: HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2021

I'm not lion. 😉

 HELLO EVERYBODY!

Neither am I. 😉

 Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Piper D. Katt here as we celebrate HALLOWEEN!🎃

That's right Autumn. I've been looking forward to this for quite awhile now, although it would have been great last year if not for that {censored} pandemic because not only was Halloween on a Saturday night, but we had a full moon🌕 as well!

Sigh. I know Piper. But there's no use crying over a spilt water dish.

We're here now and it's joke time!

Ready?

For Halloween, I am going as a “former gifted child.”

The whole costume is gonna be people asking me “What are you supposed to be?” and me saying “I was supposed to be many things.” 

What is the best cheese to serve at Halloween?

Muenster!

A vampire’s🧛 favorite ice cream flavor is veinilla.

Doctor Frankenstein entered a body building competition and discovered he had seriously misunderstood the objective.😉

Ghosts'👻 favorite California city is Maliboo.

 A man tells his therapist, “I’ve conquered my fear of ghosts.” 

The therapist replies, “That’s the spirit.”

"What? Where?" the guy asks, as he dives under couch.

After the marriage ceremony, the spiders🕷🕷 were newly webs.🕸🕸

A well dressed lupine is a wear wolf.🐺

What is a mathematician's favorite Halloween treat?

Pumpkin Pi!𝛑

On that note♫ take care!

STAY SAFE! 😷

Please Trick or Treat Carefully!

Have a great week!

And don't forget to return next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP & PDK.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: HALLOWEEN 2020

😎FUN FACT

October 31 is both Halloween 🎃 AND a Blue/Full Moon!🌕

NEXT?

What is the next item(s) in the sequence below?

October 2020, August 2023, June 2026….???

NUMBER PLEASE

Get ready! We ask the question, but the answer is just a number.

How many genes does the average human being have?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the October 24, 2020 Puzzle Corner.

WHAT’S THAT SONG?

Words from a tune of the past are below. All you have to do is give us the song title. Ready?

♫All for a cuddle and a peck upon the cheek.♫

♫Come Dancing♫ by the Kinks.

THE LETTER SHUFFLE

How many words can you form out of the letters in HALLOWEEN?👻

A, all, allow, an, awl

Eel, ell, eon, ewe

Ha, hall, hallow, halo, heal, he, heel, hell, hello, hole, how, howl

Law, lawn, lea, lean, low

New, no, Noel, now

Oh, on, owl

Wall, we, wean, wee, ween, well, who (and) whole.

More than the 41 listed above might be possible.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: OCTOBER 31, 2015

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

FUN FACT
If possible, don't forget to TRICK OR TREAT FOR UNICEF today!

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
How many new words can you form just using the letters in HALLOWEEN?

REBUS
Something familiar is represented by the image below.
Do you know what it is?



We'll reveal all next weekend.
But for now, let's open up THE ANSWERS BOX and discover who was invited to our annual Halloween party during the October 24, 2015's Puzzle Corner.

01. He's expected, but never appears. H.) The Great Pumpkin of Peanuts fame.
02. He never drinks wine. F.) Dracula, quoting a classic line from the original movie with Bela Lugosi.
03. Despite his appearance, he's friendly. C.) Casper, the friendly ghost.
04. One has to wonder just how well he can play hockey. L.) Jason, from the Friday the 13th horror movie franchise.
05. A multi-faceted being. G.) The Frankenstein Monster, which is the correct name for the creature.
06. Everyone is hoping she doesn't crash the party. B.) Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.
07. He might bring the music. Q.) The Wolfman, and a nod to pioneering Rock and Roll DJ Wolf man Jack.
08. Complains about always having to sweep up afterwards. O.) Witch, with a hint to her alleged transportation, the broom.
09. Despite the name, he's not vampiric. A.) Batman, the DC Comics' super-hero.
10. He may love Christmas, but Halloween is his night! I.) The Grinch, and a direct hint to his second Doctor Seuss story: Halloween is Grinch Night!
11. He tried to steal Christmas too. K.) Jack Skellington, in The Nightmare Before Christmas.
12. Everyone goes to him for advice. P.) Witch Doctor, based on a line from the David Seville (aka Ross Bagdasarian)/Alvin and the Chipmunks' song.
13. No one knows if he ever does show up. J.) The Invisible Man
14. The other guests complain he's all wet and a social wallflower. E.)Creature from the Black Lagoon.
15. Always wants to rap. M.) The Mummy.
16. The Tally Man. D.) Count Von Count, from Sesame Street.
17. No one wants him to make a house call. N.) Doctor Van Helsing