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Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Piper D. Katt here as we celebrate HALLOWEEN!π
That's right Autumn. I've been looking forward to this for quite awhile now, although it would have been great last year if not for that {censored} pandemic because not only was Halloween on a Saturday night, but we had a full moonπ as well!
Sigh. I know Piper. But there's no use crying over a spilt water dish.
We're here now and it's joke time!
Ready?
The whole costume is gonna be people asking me “What are you supposed to be?” and me saying “I was supposed to be many things.”
What is the best cheese to serve at Halloween?
Muenster!
A vampire’sπ§ favorite ice cream flavor is veinilla.
Doctor Frankenstein entered a body building competition and discovered he had seriously misunderstood the objective.π
Ghosts'π» favorite California city is Maliboo.
A man tells his therapist, “I’ve conquered my fear of ghosts.”
The therapist replies, “That’s the spirit.”
"What? Where?" the guy asks, as he dives under couch.
After the marriage ceremony, the spidersπ·π· were newly webs.πΈπΈ
A well dressed lupine is a wear wolf.πΊ
What is a mathematician's favorite Halloween treat?
Pumpkin Pi!π
On that note♫ take care!
STAY SAFE! π·
Please Trick or Treat Carefully!
Have a great week!
And don't forget to return next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP & PDK.
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