Saturday, March 22, 2014

THE PUZZLE CORNER: MARCH 22, 2014

Greetings Puzzle Fans. The weather is in a state of flux across the globe, but the enigmas are always challenging.

TRIVIA TIME
What show features a rotating group of "spinterns"?

REBUS
A familiar phrase is represented by the image below. Do you know what it is?

Rebus image for March 22


We'll reveal all next weekend.
But for now, let's peek inside THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results from our March 15, 2014 Puzzle Corner saluting Saint Patrick's Day.

TRIVIA TIME
Why do we wear green on Saint Patrick's Day?
To represent shamrocks and the lush landscape of Ireland.

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
Not counting acronyms and proper names, out of the letters in the work SHAMROCK, you can make the following words:

A, ah, am, arc(s), ark(s), arm(s), as, ash
Cam(s), car(s), cash, char(s), charm(s), chaos, chasm, cram(s), crash, croak(s)
Hack(s), ham(s), harm(s), has
Mach, mack, march, mar(s), marsh, mash, mock(s)
Oak(s), oar(s), oh, or
Rack(s), rah (which is an old cheer word), ram(s), rash, roach, roam(s), rock(s)
Sack, scam, scar, scram, sham, shack, shark, shock, soak, soar

While unfortunately we could not come up with any that started with the letter K, others besides them and the 70 listed above might be possible.

Monday, March 17, 2014

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY 2014

Ah, me fine lads and lassies, I've been so busy on this fine Saint Patrick's Day that I almost didn't get a chance to stop by and wish all ye fine Free Choice E-zine readers the blessings of the day and night.

And, of course, there's the telling the annual joke.

What's green, Irish, and loves to hang out in your back yard?
Patti O'Furniture!

If you party, please do so responsibly, for ye should be around to enjoy the rest of the year ahead too.

Until next Saint Patrick's Day...

Sunday, March 16, 2014

SUNDAY FUNNIES: CLOTHES MAKE THE...?

Here I am again all you lucky people!
Waxy Dragon winging her way to entertain you for a few minutes on the subject of clothes.
Now, as I'm sure a lot of our astute Free Choice E-zine readers have noticed, Autumn the Puppy and I don't wear clothing, at least not to the extent you Humans do. Autumn has her collar and dog tags, although if you can't tell she's a golden retriever canine...
And I wear an occasional ribbon, despite the fact I don't have hair, because I like the colors but otherwise; I mean, come on, depending upon its gender, when was the last time you actually saw a dragon in a three piece suit or an evening gown?
Of course, I've never seen a clothes horse before, but I have to wonder where do they find outfits their size?
Dressed for the Arctic?

I'm all for animals getting much needed blankets and sweaters to help fight those long cold winters, but forcing a pet into a Halloween costume is a bit much.
Now, with all that off my chest, here are the clothes jokes, folks!

The old suit was getting so threadbare, they sent it back from the cleaners on a spool!

Why did the avid reader cut the sleeves off their coat?
So they wouldn't have to put their book down while getting dressed to go out.

Why was the man wearing a bathing suit, with a straw hat on his head, a fur coat in one hand, and an umbrella in the other?
Because no matter what the weather, he would always be prepared!

Room for more?
A wife asked her husband what happened to her evening gowns.
"I don't know. Did you ask the moths in the closet?" he replied.

Did you hear about the man who laughed at his wife's new outfit?
He wasn't laughing when the bill came!

Did you hear about the little brother who was going to buy his big brother new clothes for his birthday?
The little brother was going to make sure to get stuff that he would like when they became hand-me-downs later.

Wear a bad pair of trousers and you can always get to the seat of the trouble.

Well, that's all the room I have for this time. Have a great week folks and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: MARCH 9-15, 2014

TODAY IS THE INFAMOUS(?) IDES OF MARCH.

AMONGST EVENTS THAT HAVE HAPPENED AROUND THE WORLD THIS PAST WEEK...
*Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 is still missing, and authorities now believe it might have been hijacked, present whereabouts unknown.
*The Libyan Parliament has replaced Prime Minister Ali Zedian with their Defense Secretary Abdullah al-Thani as acting Prime Minister.
*New Zealand is scheduled to hold a general election September 20, 2014. The country is also planning a referendum to consider changing the design of their national flag.
*Fyffes of Ireland and Chiquita of America are planning a merger that would create the world's largest banana company.
*Fiji is fighting an outbreak of dengue fever.
*Civil unrest continues in Syria, Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, and Afghanistan.

ON THE UKRAINE-CRIMEA SITUATION:
*Although it is only under consideration, Russia says any United States financial aid to the Ukraine is illegal.
*Officials have threatened to shut down all Ukrainian supplied electricity and water if a planned separation referendum is held March 16th.
*United States Secretary of State John Kerry and Russian Foreign Affairs Minister Sergey Lavrov met at a neutral site in London to discuss the situation. No word on the outcome of those talks.


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THE PUZZLE CORNER: MARCH 15, 2014

Saint Patrick, in stained glass
With March 17th being the annual celebration of Saint Patrick's Day, let's honor the day here in The Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME
Why do we wear GREEN on Saint Patrick's Day?

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
How many new words can you make out of the letters in the word SHAMROCK?


We'll reveal all next weekend.
But for now, let's peek inside THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results our special OSCAR QUIZ from our March 8, 2014 Puzzle Corner.


01. He "painted" The Picture of Dorian Gray. OSCAR Wilde
02. He was a smash on Broadway with Richard Rodgers. OSCAR Hammerstein II
03. Oscar is his baloney's first name. OSCAR Mayer
04. The famous jazz pianist that fits our quiz theme. OSCAR Peterson
05. "The Golden Boy" boxer. OSCAR de la Hoya
06. He played professional basketball for the Cincinnati Royals and the Milwaukee Bucks. OSCAR Robertson
07. For who is the Oscar statuette named after?
In all honesty, no one knows for sure! The origin of the name is in dispute. 

Friday, March 14, 2014

HAPPY PI DAY, 2014!

"It's all Greek to me."
Today is March 14, 2014.
Or 03-14 to digital systems.
3.14.

Pi!

The mathematical constant is basically the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.

An irrational number that cannot be expressed as a common fraction, its decimal representation never ends and never settles into a permanent repeating pattern.

Although Cohen gave it a good shot in the image below, computers have been used to track PI to over 67,000 digits without completing the sequence!

Long, isn't it?

So for you number fans out there, go out and have a slice of your favorite dessert and enjoy the day!

Pumpkin Pi

Monday, March 10, 2014

SGT. JANUS AND JIM BEARD RETURN!

Cover art by Zachary Brunner
TFCE: Today we're here with author Jim Beard, to chat about his latest book: SGT. JANUS RETURNS. First off Jim, why don't you refresh our audience's memory about who Sgt. Janus is and what readers have to look forward to in this book.
JIM: The good sergeant is a “Spirit-Breaker,” a man who has taken it upon himself to aid those being hindered or harried by the spirits of the dead. Sgt. Janus “breaks” their ties to the mortal plane, sometimes easily, sometimes not, and sends them on their way to their reward …or punishment as the case may be.
SGT. JANUS RETURNS is Act Two. At the end of SGT. JANUS SPIRIT-BREAKER, Janus met with a spirit far more powerful than any he’d encountered before and, well, something very bad happened. The second volume illuminates his path to recovery, yet with a major twist.

TFCE: In our previous interview, you hinted that the first Sgt. Janus book was actually part of a larger story. Was there a much bigger novel originally written, or just a larger tale than you had room to tell in just one book?
JIM: Each book was written separately, but as I wrote the first, I knew instinctively what was to happen in the second. They’re two halves of one big story, yet they may also be read apart from one another, if I’ve done my job well enough.
Author Jim Beard, researching

TFCE: Why the change in story telling perspective between the two volumes?
JIM: I didn’t want to repeat myself, to be honest, though I had received many kind words in reviews of SGT. JANUS SPIRIT-BREAKER for its multi-narrator set-up. That said, I thought SGT. JANUS RETURNS needed a single voice to carry the reader through the story which, as I’ve mentioned before, is much more like a full novel than the collection of short stories in the first volume.
Our narrator in RETURNS is Joshua Hargreaves, a young layabout who has a chance encounter with a strange visitor to his small town and is swept up in what he believes might be the kick in the pants he needs in life, but in reality becomes something much, much more. He becomes the chronicler to a Spirit-Breaker. And what does that entail? Quite a bit, actually, more than one young man might be able to bear.

TFCE: Any particular reason why this character specifically is the narrator, instead of someone else?
JIM: Joshua makes a conscious decision to become the narrator of the book. He takes it upon himself to chronicle the events that begin to unfold before his eyes and, perhaps, makes sense of them by setting them down on paper. By doing so, we learn not only about the subject of the chronicles, but about Joshua himself; his dreams, his fears, his likes and dislikes.

TFCE: If you don't mind, please remind us of the developmental background of the Sgt. Janus character.
JIM: Sgt. Janus was created as my ode to all the great occult detectives in the very early Twentieth Century pulps, most especially William Hope Hodgson’s Carnacki the Ghost Finder. Janus is cut from the same peculiar cloth; a tireless man who sets himself between the supernatural and the normal people vexed by it.
 
Book 1, cover by Jeff Herdon
TFCE: Given the amount of time that has passed between the two books, do you think the character has grown some since you last wrote of him, or was it more like picking up where you left off with an old friend?
JIM: Since I knew where I wanted to go in the second book by the time I was about half-way through the first, starting in on the writing of SGT. JANUS RETURNS was like completing an unfinished symphony, perhaps. It all fell into place, and the characters pulled me along, rushing me to the last page. And there stood the sergeant himself. The story is not that he returns – the title of the book tells you that – but HOW he returns.

TFCE: What do you foresee in Sgt. Janus' future? Have you any thoughts on his third book, let alone further tales in the series?
JIM: I have to tell you, I can’t WAIT to start writing the third book. I am so engaged and enthused about the entire concept that the ideas are now coming fast and furious and not only do I have the third book outlined, SGT. JANUS ON THE DARK TRACK, but now also the fourth, SGT. JANUS: THE GHOST OF A YEAR.

TFCE: Is there any chance of Sgt. Janus ever encountering other literary characters either involved in his line of work or employed by “the opposite side”?
JIM: Though I’ve written an (unpublished at this time) story using real-life persons in a fictional setting, I must admit that I’m not a huge fan of that device, nor of using other fictional characters. There’s usually something a bit too wink-wink about it for me, something that calls undue attention to the appearances and takes me out of the story. Now, that’s not to say that a good writer can’t pull it off – many of my pulp pals have done it and done it well – but for me, I don’t see myself doing it much going forward. Probably no “Janus Meets Carnacki” tale will be told.
That said, Barry Reese has expressed interest in a joint Gravedigger-Sgt. Janus adventure, so I won’t rule it out entirely. I mean, when Barry calls, you answer, right?

TFCE: What does the future hold for Jim Beard?
JIM: I have the second Captain Action book coming out soon, HEARTS OF THE RISING SUN; three new anthologies, BETRAYAL ON MONSTER EARTH, MONSTER ACES VOL. 2, and THE LEMON HERBERTS, and the follow-up novel to my e-short THE CORPSE ON BROADSTREET. And if all goes well there might even be a few more things thrown in the mix for good measure. Always in motion is the future…

TFCE: Well, don't let us slow you down Jim; but thanks for stopping by.

JIM: You're welcome. Any time.

The Sgt. Janus series is available either through Amazon or Airship 27 directly.