Waxy Dragon winging her way to entertain you for a few minutes on the subject of clothes.
Now, as I'm sure a lot of our astute Free Choice E-zine readers have noticed, Autumn the Puppy and I don't wear clothing, at least not to the extent you Humans do. Autumn has her collar and dog tags, although if you can't tell she's a golden retriever canine...
And I wear an occasional ribbon, despite the fact I don't have hair, because I like the colors but otherwise; I mean, come on, depending upon its gender, when was the last time you actually saw a dragon in a three piece suit or an evening gown?
Of course, I've never seen a clothes horse before, but I have to wonder where do they find outfits their size?
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| Dressed for the Arctic? |
I'm all for animals getting much needed blankets and sweaters to help fight those long cold winters, but forcing a pet into a Halloween costume is a bit much.
Now, with all that off my chest, here are the clothes jokes, folks!
The old suit was getting so threadbare, they sent it back from the cleaners on a spool!
Why did the avid reader cut the sleeves off their coat?
So they wouldn't have to put their book down while getting dressed to go out.
Why was the man wearing a bathing suit, with a straw hat on his head, a fur coat in one hand, and an umbrella in the other?
Because no matter what the weather, he would always be prepared!
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| Room for more? |
"I don't know. Did you ask the moths in the closet?" he replied.
Did you hear about the man who laughed at his wife's new outfit?
He wasn't laughing when the bill came!
Did you hear about the little brother who was going to buy his big brother new clothes for his birthday?
The little brother was going to make sure to get stuff that he would like when they became hand-me-downs later.
Wear a bad pair of trousers and you can always get to the seat of the trouble.
Well, that's all the room I have for this time. Have a great week folks and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.
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