Monday, July 20, 2009


Hello everybody!
Ms. Waxy Dragon here!
Now I know I should have posted this column yesterday, but I had to debug my computer.
Unfortunately it took a lot longer than I thought it would, but boy were they delicious!
And speaking of bugs...

What is an insect's favorite game? Cricket!

What did the one firefly say to the other when his light went out?
"Can you give me a push, my battery is dead"!

"Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" yelled the diner.
"Don't worry sir," the waiter replied, "the spider in your salad will eat it."

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit? A bug's bunny.

What do you call a beetle from outer space? Bug Rogers!

What do you get from a friendly insect?
A bug hug.

And don't forget folks, Sunday August 2nd The Free Choice e-zine celebrates the first (Inter)National "Don't Worry" Day!

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